Don't think you'll ever use math outside of school?

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
09/09/2014 at 15:41 • Filed to: None

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I just used basic algebra to figure out how large of a double walled fort I can make in Castle Clash with the pieces of wall I have at my disposal.

14 units square on the outside and 12 units on the inside.


DISCUSSION (18)


Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > CalzoneGolem
09/09/2014 at 15:44

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*starts slow clap*


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > CalzoneGolem
09/09/2014 at 15:45

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I just used Algebra to.... Oh wait.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > jkm7680
09/09/2014 at 15:47

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I'm a Math God bitches!


Kinja'd!!! Frank Grimes > CalzoneGolem
09/09/2014 at 15:47

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well a meteor and valentine heart crashed into my mountain in Mountain.


Kinja'd!!! camaroboy68ss > CalzoneGolem
09/09/2014 at 15:52

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your algebra teacher :

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Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Frank Grimes
09/09/2014 at 15:52

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That shit hurts the ecosystem


Kinja'd!!! tromoly > CalzoneGolem
09/09/2014 at 15:53

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Castle Clash? So, a Clash of Clans rip-off?

I'm waiting for the troll comments about Engineers, Accountants, etc. who use math daily in their occupations.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > tromoly
09/09/2014 at 15:56

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Clash of Clans doesn't work on my phone. I used to estimate rebar and concrete so I used tons of math then.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > camaroboy68ss
09/09/2014 at 16:04

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You think he would be slightly impressed since high school was ~15 years ago


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > CalzoneGolem
09/09/2014 at 16:05

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I worked at Kinko's for 10 years during and after grad school, and used algebra all the time when people would ask, "How much to I have to enlarge/reduce this to make it the size I want?" And as a dad helping his kids do homework, I use it all the time....


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > ttyymmnn
09/09/2014 at 16:13

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My daughter has just entered middle school I'll imagine I'll use my math skills more in the coming months helping her. I've noticed that my brain doesn't math the same way other people do. For basic arithmetic I do a lot of rounding and process it in weird orders.

I doesn't help that her teacher wanted her to do some damn charts to figure them out.


Kinja'd!!! CRider > CalzoneGolem
09/09/2014 at 16:19

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I'm proud of the fact that I only pend a couple hours a day on this game.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > CalzoneGolem
09/09/2014 at 16:22

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You touch on my biggest complaint about MS math (and grade school math, for that matter). My son (also just starting MS) brings home math worksheets that are simple to do, but for the life of me I can't figure out how the teacher wants him to do them.

"Johnny made 10 trays of cookies and used 8 cups of flour. How much flour was used for one tray?" Simple: 8/10 which reduces to 4/5 C.

Done, right? No, we have to make a "fraction model" or some other stupid chart to show how we got the answer. Now, I understand that some kids need more help figuring these things out, and if they need a fraction model to get the concept, fine. But if my son can do the straight math, why does he have to bother with a model?? Hell, I couldn't even figure out how to do my 3rd graders' homework last night. I got the concept, but I couldn't figure out how the teacher wanted them to present their answer.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > CRider
09/09/2014 at 16:22

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It doesn't take me long to eat through all my resources and have nothing left to do. We should be friends.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > ttyymmnn
09/09/2014 at 16:24

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My vision is turning red just thinking about this. It's like they don't even care if they get the right answer. As long as the made a nice chart.


Kinja'd!!! CRider > CalzoneGolem
09/09/2014 at 16:25

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Raping and pillaging is almost always an option. If I could find you, I'd friend you. I'm MtrRider in the game too.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > ttyymmnn
09/09/2014 at 16:29

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Welcome to common core! A fiasco that has found a vast array of detractors from both sides of the aisle.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > CRider
09/09/2014 at 16:30

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I'm CalzoneGolem