Ask Oppo: Torture edition

Kinja'd!!! "thebigbossyboss" (thebigbossyboss)
09/09/2014 at 07:25 • Filed to: None

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So, which do we hate more? The Prius? or the The Puma?

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Here's an even worse question, which would you rather have??

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I'd have to take the Prius, I mean yeah it sucks kill it with fire, but at least its less dumb than the Puma.

I'd donk my prius.


DISCUSSION (24)


Kinja'd!!! BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > thebigbossyboss
09/09/2014 at 07:28

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I couldn't say no to a 7.0 Litre V8 engine. I take the Puma.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > thebigbossyboss
09/09/2014 at 07:28

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The Prius, I'd have a Prius. The Puma is just god awful in every way. So is the Prius, but at least you can look at it for 5 seconds without passing out due to ugliness syndrome.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest.
09/09/2014 at 07:28

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Is that what powers it? I was asking this earlier and noone knew.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > jkm7680
09/09/2014 at 07:29

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The Puma *could* be good if it was smaller, and a lot less ugly.


Kinja'd!!! IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK > thebigbossyboss
09/09/2014 at 07:30

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Reminds me of a question I asked a while ago. No one seemed to want to answer.
http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/which-would-yo…
The answer here unfortunately is Prius. You just have to treat it like it's regular owners treat it: as an appliance. No emotional attachment, no passion, no anger, no love.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > thebigbossyboss
09/09/2014 at 07:30

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Haha, That's a valid statement.

It would also look less ugly if they were all wiped from the face of the earth.


Kinja'd!!! BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > thebigbossyboss
09/09/2014 at 07:30

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It's a Chevrolet LS7 making 505 Hp and 470 lb.-ft. Torque.


Kinja'd!!! Alex B > thebigbossyboss
09/09/2014 at 07:31

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Puma because it costs more, therefore higher luxury.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK
09/09/2014 at 07:32

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I could never destroy a Ford Gt 40 you sicko!


Kinja'd!!! Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > thebigbossyboss
09/09/2014 at 07:33

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I'd drive a Prius, no doubt, as it is a normal car, although soul sucking, it's just fine.

the Puma was a FRIKKIN' VOLVO in a previous life, and it went through a plastic surgery addiction, that made it a big blue turd with tacky wheels as a result.


Kinja'd!!! IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK > thebigbossyboss
09/09/2014 at 07:38

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The Prius it is then!


Kinja'd!!! Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > thebigbossyboss
09/09/2014 at 07:46

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Puma, I feel like I could have a good time romping around on a dirt track!

But if it was a Prius C I'd take that, it's adorable.

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Kinja'd!!! TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > thebigbossyboss
09/09/2014 at 07:47

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IMO, the front of the Puma's the worst bit. Too narrow and squinty.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > thebigbossyboss
09/09/2014 at 07:54

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I don't hate either of these. I'd much rather have the Puma. That shit is sweet.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > CalzoneGolem
09/09/2014 at 08:01

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You LIKE puma?


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > thebigbossyboss
09/09/2014 at 08:07

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Yeah. What a gonzo vehicle. Maybe you need more drugs?


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > CalzoneGolem
09/09/2014 at 08:08

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Probably. The idea of the PUMA is okay, it's just the world's ugliest execution of it. It needs to be smaller, and less ugly.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > thebigbossyboss
09/09/2014 at 08:14

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Prius.

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Kinja'd!!! KnowsAboutCars > thebigbossyboss
09/09/2014 at 08:15

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Puma because I'm anti hybrid. That said it would probably end up being a donor car for some crazy project of mine.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > thebigbossyboss
09/09/2014 at 08:17

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Much like me, being big and ugly are part of its charm.


Kinja'd!!! MIATAAAA > thebigbossyboss
09/09/2014 at 08:51

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How is this even a question!? Puma all the way! Love that thing like a dog that's so ugly it's cute.


Kinja'd!!! Maddox Kay > thebigbossyboss
09/09/2014 at 09:09

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Prius because it's at least a reasonable car that's good at something.

And because it

a) will definitely work

b) won't have to be parked in the oversized section at every public place

c) will disappear into the crowd instead of shouting about my lack of automotive taste.

But a piece of me would die every time I put that stupid little pud shifter into gear.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > Maddox Kay
09/09/2014 at 09:20

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Agreed.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > thebigbossyboss
09/09/2014 at 10:41

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If I showed up in a Puma, people would shun me and chase me like I am Frankenstein. If I showed up in a Prius, no one would bat an eye. I would take the Prius any day. I would even venture to say the Prius would handle better and be more fun to drive.