The Challenger Hellcat Configurator is LIVE

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
09/08/2014 at 23:36 • Filed to: Hellcat

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Mine come out at $66,270, with the Nav, eight speed, and sunroof. WORTH EVERY PENNY.

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DISCUSSION (45)


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > PatBateman
09/08/2014 at 23:40

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The Challenger is up but not the Charger.

Whhhhyyyy.

I wanna build a Charger Hellcat. Or even just a normal 2015.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PatBateman
09/08/2014 at 23:40

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-Configures a Musclecar

-Chooses the automatic


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/08/2014 at 23:42

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The eight speed with launch control, bro.

LAUNCH CONTROL, BRO.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
09/08/2014 at 23:43

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I didn't even try the Charger. I'll be interested to see how it prices out comparatively.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PatBateman
09/08/2014 at 23:45

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-I have two feet standard

-Also came equipped with two hands


Kinja'd!!! JGrabowMSt > PatBateman
09/08/2014 at 23:46

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Kinja'd!!! Milky > PatBateman
09/08/2014 at 23:46

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WHERE THE HELL IS PURPLE AND ORANGE?!

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Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > PatBateman
09/08/2014 at 23:46

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Kinja'd!!! nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > PatBateman
09/08/2014 at 23:47

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I'd be in it for that highway gas mileage. Sure it's fun to have 700 horsepower .. but not when I only takes you to gas stations.

Infinity G35 Bro shows up with white ball cap, polo with popped collar and white Oakley gas can sunglasses. "Looks fast brah but I got you.. I. Got. You"

You know what you need to do- sure his G35 will be quick but nothing compared to the raw ferocity of your Hellbeast. Uh oh.. you only have a 1/4 tank left and payday isn't until Friday. Start crunching the numbers and that quarter mile run will cost at least $53.40.

You've won this time G35 Bro.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/08/2014 at 23:47

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My left ankle is currently messed up (severe sprain). But I can't pass up an eight speed with paddle shifters.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > JGrabowMSt
09/08/2014 at 23:48

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Nah.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Milky
09/08/2014 at 23:49

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I noticed that as well. Disappointing.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PatBateman
09/08/2014 at 23:49

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Card.

Card now.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
09/08/2014 at 23:51

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G35/Q50 boy can suck it. If I can afford the car, I can afford the gas (the Hellcat gets better mileage than my truck). WE RACE AFTER I FILL UP.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/08/2014 at 23:52

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I HATE THE MIATA TOO YOU CANT TAKE MY CARD AWAY YOU RAT BASTARD I DO WHAT I WANT.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
09/08/2014 at 23:53

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POWER INDEED.


Kinja'd!!! nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > PatBateman
09/08/2014 at 23:56

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only if you're talking mad shit the whole time you're filling up but then run out of insults before the tank is full and awkward silence ensues. But then you realize less gas means less weight- brilliant! But now the tank is full already :(


Kinja'd!!! qbeezy > PatBateman
09/08/2014 at 23:57

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Any option with launch control is the ONLY option. I don't want to hear "oh I can do it even better with a manual" cause it isn't true. LAUNCH CONTROL!!!!!!


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PatBateman
09/08/2014 at 23:59

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Card.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/09/2014 at 00:01

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Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
09/09/2014 at 00:03

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Run out of insults? Never. I could keep it going until I was topped off. It's how I roll.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > qbeezy
09/09/2014 at 00:05

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My name is PatBateman, and I approved this message.


Kinja'd!!! blacktruck18 > PatBateman
09/09/2014 at 00:07

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I am not even going to look at this. The want is too strong.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > blacktruck18
09/09/2014 at 00:11

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Look at it.

LOOK AT IT NOW.


Kinja'd!!! Desu-San-Desu > PatBateman
09/09/2014 at 00:14

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$63k here. Everything I want, nothing extra. ^_^


Kinja'd!!! blacktruck18 > PatBateman
09/09/2014 at 00:14

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NOOOO, I CAN'T. My financial manager would tell me it's a horrible idea.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > blacktruck18
09/09/2014 at 00:15

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I am a financial advisor. I give you permission to look.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Desu-San-Desu
09/09/2014 at 00:16

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My problem is that I want all the things on my vehicles. Except the black hood. I don't want that.


Kinja'd!!! Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/09/2014 at 00:21

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Hey man, maybe I want to shave my vagina while I'm using launch control.


Kinja'd!!! blacktruck18 > PatBateman
09/09/2014 at 00:21

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No it's a horrible idea. Buying this would ruin all of my life plans for the next 3-5 years. BUT I WANT IT SO BAD.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > blacktruck18
09/09/2014 at 00:26

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So you're saying that, for the next five years, you would have a 707 horsepower monster but other things in your life would be put off?

Let me reiterate: 707 HORSEPOWER MONSTER.


Kinja'd!!! blacktruck18 > PatBateman
09/09/2014 at 00:41

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You're a bad person. I can wait and buy a used one, once I am where I want to be. I can afford one now but, it is a horrible idea. BUT I WANT ONE SO BAD!!!!!! And I could totally talk Mrs Blacktruck into it which doesn't help at all. FUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK

I am going to bed.


Kinja'd!!! DanZman > PatBateman
09/09/2014 at 00:49

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I DD a c6 z06 in city traffic... you do not need an auto... ever. Its just excuses. Also, the 6spd doesnt include LC? GM was able to put LC in a car with a manual.


Kinja'd!!! DanZman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/09/2014 at 00:50

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Cannot agree more. and we are supposed to be the people keeping the manual alive...


Kinja'd!!! Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower > PatBateman
09/09/2014 at 00:54

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Right there. $63k.


Kinja'd!!! roflcopter > PatBateman
09/09/2014 at 01:33

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They might as well have made this configurator out of Flash 2.0 and ASCII art...

Can you spot the difference?

I mean seriously... is it that hard to pay someone to use Photoshop and not Paint to crop the car image? What about more than one angle? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills over here!


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > DanZman
09/09/2014 at 01:36

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My excuse? I would want the fastest car that's the easiest for myself and my wife to drive on a daily basis in traffic. You do you, I'll do me.


Kinja'd!!! DanZman > PatBateman
09/09/2014 at 01:44

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are you saying that women cant be trained to drive stick?


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > DanZman
09/09/2014 at 01:56

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"Trained"? No. I'm saying that, if we had a choice in driving a 707 horsepower muscle car in Houston traffic (and track day) with either a six speed manual or the same exact 8 speed transmission used in the Rolls Royce Ghost and the Bentley Mulsanne... Yeah.

But if you're more comfortable with your stick shift, keep it. I'll take the better technology and engineering.


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > PatBateman
09/09/2014 at 07:52

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OH yes! I thought I was the only one who didn't like the black hood and it would be forcefully included in the hellcat.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PatBateman
09/09/2014 at 08:10

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Thank you


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
09/09/2014 at 08:29

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I'll punch you in your vagina.


Kinja'd!!! Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > PatBateman
09/09/2014 at 08:47

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I'LL SUE FOR SEXUAL ASSAULT


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
09/09/2014 at 09:21

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Clothes on.


Kinja'd!!! Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > PatBateman
09/09/2014 at 15:18

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I'LL SUE YA ANYWAYS, MERIGA!!!!