911 drivers be like

Kinja'd!!! "El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!" (lightningzone)
09/07/2014 at 17:55 • Filed to: None

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Kinja'd!!! The Transporter > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
09/07/2014 at 17:58

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Ducks are assholes.


Kinja'd!!! themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
09/07/2014 at 17:59

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Kinja'd!!! Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > The Transporter
09/07/2014 at 17:59

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I take it you've never met a goose.


Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
09/07/2014 at 18:17

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"I wish I could not look like a douche"


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
09/07/2014 at 18:24

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It's true. Everyone should own a 911. It's a duck.


Kinja'd!!! YSI-what can brown do for you > GhostZ
09/07/2014 at 18:59

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"I wish I could drive"


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Manuél Ferrari
09/07/2014 at 19:20

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Speak it!


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
09/07/2014 at 19:25

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Hell yeah we can do all that! :D

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Porsche 911 can into fly and walk.

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And can swim!! :D

Porsche 911 can into everything!


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
09/07/2014 at 19:26

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Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Manuél Ferrari
09/07/2014 at 19:28

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Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
09/07/2014 at 19:31

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yay! This reminds me I need to tell you about he little incident I had in the 997 today. Luckily no people or cars were harmed


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Manuél Ferrari
09/07/2014 at 19:31

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STORY TIME!! :D


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
09/07/2014 at 19:36

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I just posted the story as a comment in your post. It's not safe here. Too many 911 haters that will say "see I told you the 911 sucks, it has the engine in the wrong place", lol


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Manuél Ferrari
09/07/2014 at 19:39

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We must keep this discreet....I just remembered....You could have emailed me lololol. :P


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
09/07/2014 at 19:41

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Haha. It's OK. People should know the truth. The danger is part of what makes the 911 so awesome. If the modern ones were 100% easy to drive and never created a little stress then they wouldn't be fun!


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Manuél Ferrari
09/07/2014 at 19:43

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But they kinda are, aren't they?


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
09/07/2014 at 19:45

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No they're not 100% easy to drive. They are much easier than the old ones. But they're still harder to drive than a modern RWD car like a BMW or Mustang. The engine being out back still causes some "interesting situations" when your back tires break loose.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Manuél Ferrari
09/07/2014 at 19:46

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But in the 991, they did that "thing", you know.... :(


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
09/07/2014 at 19:48

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I know. But I dunno how much it helps? I have got to drive the 911 multiple times but I've never got to have one to take home and use as much as I want. It's not until you use a car a lot that you find yourself in surprising situations.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Manuél Ferrari
09/07/2014 at 19:52

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Yeah, we're kinda in the same boat there.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Manuél Ferrari
09/07/2014 at 20:00

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My night has been ruined partially. :'(


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
09/07/2014 at 20:33

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Why?


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Manuél Ferrari
09/07/2014 at 20:41

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I clicked on the "Keep oppo Porsche" link you have....My greatest phobia was all over it... :(


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
09/07/2014 at 21:06

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Ohhhh. Sorry. I thought you had already seen it!

On the bright side at least it's not bed time yet. You have time to look at happy stuff to get it off your mind :D


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Manuél Ferrari
09/07/2014 at 21:14

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I'd love to, but that kinda stuff sticks with me for hours. :(


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
09/07/2014 at 21:19

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But it's only 8:20. You still have hours before you go to bed. We both know you'll be looking at Porsches online until at least midnight :)


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Manuél Ferrari
09/07/2014 at 21:49

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Well Played


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Vicente Esteve
09/07/2014 at 22:09

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Hey how are things going?


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Manuél Ferrari
09/07/2014 at 22:21

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Awesome! I have almost finished the break-in period in the Golf, and it has been pretty much the best car we have owned. Life has been pretty good. How about you?


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Vicente Esteve
09/07/2014 at 22:27

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Great!! SOON you can hoon it.

Good. Just roasting in the heat with broken air conditioning!


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Manuél Ferrari
09/07/2014 at 22:33

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I KNOW! I have started going to 3k RPM. THE TURBO SOUNDS. I just try to do them all the time.

Why no A/C??


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Vicente Esteve
09/07/2014 at 23:39

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soon you will be hitting redline :)

I dunno I need to call the guy to come to my house and see what's wrong


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Manuél Ferrari
09/07/2014 at 23:45

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Redline is a nice place to be.

I couldn't live without A/C a day with the level of humidity and heat there is in my city.