Cars Of Jalopnik

"Raphmoe" (raphmoe) 09/06/2014 at 23:02 • Filed to: None

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Does anyone know what cars the editors all drive?

We all know Raphael has the baja bug and the Lexus and Travis has a Miata but I do not recall known what other guys drive?

It would be neat if it was on the masthead, right?

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Writer, Europe Máté Petrány !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! | !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

Writer Raphael Orlove !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! | !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

Weekend Editor Michael Ballaban !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! | !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

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Contributing Editor, Truck Yeah Andrew Collins !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! | !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

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Viggen > Raphmoe 09/06/2014 at 23:05

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Doug Demuro drives a Ferrari, you know. And a Range Rover he bought off Carmax. Did I mention he owns a Ferrari?

Dusty Ventures > Viggen 09/06/2014 at 23:06

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He also has a Ferrari

Blondude > Raphmoe 09/06/2014 at 23:06

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Hardibro doesn't have a car (had a Merkur XR4Ti) , Torch has a Beetle and a Scimitar, Máté has an Autobianchi, Doug DeDouchebag has a Ferrari 360 and a Range Rover, and I have no idea about anyone else.

Leadbull > Raphmoe 09/06/2014 at 23:07

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Jalopnik staff don't drive cars.

Cars drive Jalopnik staff.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Dusty Ventures 09/06/2014 at 23:08

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I thought He drove a ferrari

Dusty Ventures > Raphmoe 09/06/2014 at 23:08

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Torch has his Beetle. Not sure what Matt has (if anything) now that he sold the Merkur. I think Máté has a Peugeot, or something along those lines.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Raphmoe 09/06/2014 at 23:09

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I think Patrick has a Cooper S, Andrew has a Scout and some motorcycles, Torch has a Beetle, a Reliant Scimitar, a XB, and a camper, do you really need to ask what Demuro drives?, Petrany has a some sort of Autobianchi, and that's all that I know of.

Dusty Ventures > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 09/06/2014 at 23:10

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You're right. My mistake, it is a Ferrari.

He wrote a book you know.

Raphmoe > Viggen 09/06/2014 at 23:12

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Doug owns a Ferrari? When did this happen?

Alex from Toronto > Raphmoe 09/06/2014 at 23:13

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Orlove has a lexus aka a re-badged camry

lonestranger > Blondude 09/06/2014 at 23:14

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Well done. I'll add Torch's ' 76 Dodge Tioga RV and his wife's xB .

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Viggen 09/06/2014 at 23:16

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Wait, Doug has a FERRARI? Why would he never mention a thing like that?

Jacques L' Autre > Raphmoe 09/06/2014 at 23:16

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They all drive their mom's Jeep Liberty.

Kate's Dirty Sister > Raphmoe 09/06/2014 at 23:16

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Pretty sure Matt drives a Crown Vic.

JAREAL > Raphmoe 09/06/2014 at 23:17

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Doug has, in fact owned a Ferrari for a while now. But does he own a Range Rover from Carmax?

Viggen > Raphmoe 09/06/2014 at 23:17

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When Doug sold the CTS-V wagon he get his Ferrari, which he owns.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Dusty Ventures 09/06/2014 at 23:17

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How does he have time to write a book? He must be out all day driving his ferrari. lol

Viggen > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 09/06/2014 at 23:18

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Too busy telling us to use Carmax to buy Range Rovers.

Raphmoe > Jacques L' Autre 09/06/2014 at 23:20

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That is sad; I thought they were all car enthusiasts.

Raphmoe > Alex from Toronto 09/06/2014 at 23:20

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eww camry lol

Raphmoe > Blondude 09/06/2014 at 23:20

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i thought Hardibro was an enthusiast like us... :/ why no car?

Jacques L' Autre > Raphmoe 09/06/2014 at 23:21

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No, that is a myth to get people to keep buying Jalopnik Gold subscriptions.

Raphmoe > Jacques L' Autre 09/06/2014 at 23:22

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what is jalopnik Gold?

Jagvar > Raphmoe 09/06/2014 at 23:24

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Ray drives (or at least drove) a Jeep Liberty. Swear to God.

Jacques L' Autre > Raphmoe 09/06/2014 at 23:24

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Oh. You don't know? I shouldn't have even mentioned it then. Carry on.

Dusty Ventures > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 09/06/2014 at 23:24

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He wrote the book before he bought the Ferrari. The Ferrari is why he hasn't written a sequel yet, you know, because he's too busy driving around in his Ferrari and telling strangers at the gas station all about his Ferrari as he fuels up his Ferrari.

Viggen > Raphmoe 09/06/2014 at 23:25

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Oh and Tyler Rogoway drives an F-35, a plane he loves so much.

Raphmoe > Jagvar 09/06/2014 at 23:26

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hahaha a jeep liberty? no. nobody that knows anything about cars would buy or drive one of those. That can't be serious.

Alex from Toronto > Raphmoe 09/06/2014 at 23:26

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fancy camry though

Raphmoe > Jacques L' Autre 09/06/2014 at 23:26

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>.<

Dusty Ventures > Raphmoe 09/06/2014 at 23:26

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Raph also occasionally borrows his parents' Prius when the Baja is down.

Raphmoe > Alex from Toronto 09/06/2014 at 23:27

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still a camry

Raphmoe > Dusty Ventures 09/06/2014 at 23:27

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that must be nice

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Viggen 09/06/2014 at 23:42

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A bit of a grudge he has against the F-35 it seems.

Tom McParland > Raphmoe 09/06/2014 at 23:47

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Matt lives in in NYC and parking sucks. Between press cars and the CCC fleet he has plenty to choose from.

Blondude > Raphmoe 09/06/2014 at 23:53

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Because he's not only an enthusiast, he's also a hipster. Being the Editor-in-Chief of a car blog and actually owning a car is too mainstream.

Raphmoe > Tom McParland 09/07/2014 at 00:15

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People don't own cars in NYC? Why is there so much traffic then?

Raphmoe > Blondude 09/07/2014 at 00:15

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that seems silly

Tom McParland > Raphmoe 09/07/2014 at 00:25

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People from Connecticut that get lost on the way to Jersey. :)

Stef Schrader > Raphmoe 09/07/2014 at 06:50

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Ahem. Fancy manual Camry!

Stef Schrader > Dusty Ventures 09/07/2014 at 06:50

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this must be rallied

Jagvar > Raphmoe 09/07/2014 at 07:51

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Well, it's certainly not something he ever boasted about. It's a first-gen too, I believe.

TheRallyStache > Blondude 09/07/2014 at 09:10

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Mmm...love me some XR4Ti.

TheRallyStache > Stef Schrader 09/07/2014 at 09:11

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I approve of this blasphemous use of a Prius.

TheRallyStache > Raphmoe 09/07/2014 at 09:13

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I know Andrew is trying very very hard to drive an International Scout...

Raphmoe > Jagvar 09/07/2014 at 09:37

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woof

Dusty Ventures > Stef Schrader 09/07/2014 at 12:27

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Everything must be rallied