STOP THE PRESSES!

Kinja'd!!! "Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast." (twostrokesmoke)
09/06/2014 at 01:35 • Filed to: None

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I HAVE FOUND THE NEW KING OF THE ASSHOLES.....

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DISCUSSION (14)


Kinja'd!!! MultiplaOrgasms > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
09/06/2014 at 01:44

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All hail the King(ranch)!


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
09/06/2014 at 01:46

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Godzilla's gonna fix that and more!


Kinja'd!!! thinslicedbread > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
09/06/2014 at 03:00

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Quick! Somebody get the chalk!


Kinja'd!!! Svend > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
09/06/2014 at 03:45

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They should beat the driver about the head repeatedly while shouting 'if you can't park the *ucker, don't buy the *ucker'.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > MultiplaOrgasms
09/06/2014 at 03:48

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Nah man That's a Platinum.


Kinja'd!!! JeffFurbs > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
09/06/2014 at 08:26

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Park him in!


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
09/06/2014 at 09:00

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Uneffingbelievable.


Kinja'd!!! crowmolly > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
09/06/2014 at 10:23

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For something this flagrant I'd actually give the cops a call and tell them they can make a quick $1000.


Kinja'd!!! Zerofret > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
09/06/2014 at 11:39

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Mmmm... Blizzards.


Kinja'd!!! Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Zerofret
09/06/2014 at 12:37

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Every cloud does have a silver lining, I suppose.


Kinja'd!!! BJ > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
09/06/2014 at 15:25

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Next time take a picture of the license plate, too, and then post it up all around the neighbourhood. Jerk.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
09/07/2014 at 07:08

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I don't always promote snitchin', but when I do...yeah, call a tow truck on this guy.

Zero excuse for an able-bodied fartknocker to take up BOTH spots like this. Somebody needs a punch in the nuts.


Kinja'd!!! Saf1 > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
09/07/2014 at 11:54

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Posed pic. Like the one below with chalk writing around it. There's no reason why he'd park across like that rather than straight. And yea this is a big vehicle but a normal pickup truck which US parking spaces are designed to account for. Fake!


Kinja'd!!! FlimFlamMan > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
09/15/2014 at 10:07

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I'm certain this can be easily explained.

They have a double parking handicap parking permit. Case closed.