Poopositelock - A Criagslist Hunt

Kinja'd!!! "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
09/05/2014 at 17:02 • Filed to: None

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Show me hilariously terrible finds from your local CL/Kijiji/GumTree

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today's find, ONLY what you "see" is for sale!

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http://denver.craigslist.org/cto/4646221829…

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DISCUSSION (21)


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > MonkeePuzzle
09/05/2014 at 17:04

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http://houston.craigslist.org/cto/4654099120…


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > EL_ULY
09/05/2014 at 17:07

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"Runs fine" umm... no it doesnt


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > MonkeePuzzle
09/05/2014 at 17:08

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He said "runs" not "drives"!


Kinja'd!!! Carl (@stuffcarlsays) > MonkeePuzzle
09/05/2014 at 17:08

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http://nh.craigslist.org/cto/4651220901…


Kinja'd!!! Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > MonkeePuzzle
09/05/2014 at 17:08

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I think this works for this one. http://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/cto/465276…

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Kinja'd!!! Racescort666 > MonkeePuzzle
09/05/2014 at 17:10

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I responded to an ad once that said "threw a rod, runs ok."

It didn't really matter to me because I was planning on showing up with a sawzall anyway.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Racescort666
09/05/2014 at 17:10

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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
09/05/2014 at 17:14

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you know what mustangs need, more logos!


Kinja'd!!! ACESandEIGHTS > MonkeePuzzle
09/05/2014 at 17:15

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I gotta dump my Pontiac on CL and now you guys are making me feel self conscious!!!

Heheh, anyway, it does have 4 wheels and no accidents and in all respects would be a safe drive, so I guess it's better than this garbage.


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > ACESandEIGHTS
09/05/2014 at 17:16

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post it, share the ad here and we can provide constructive criticism :D


Kinja'd!!! STAGGERED-6 > MonkeePuzzle
09/05/2014 at 17:30

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https://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/cto/463678…


Kinja'd!!! STAGGERED-6 > MonkeePuzzle
09/05/2014 at 17:33

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https://phoenix.craigslist.org/wvl/cto/462442…

He describes this abomination as "ballin on a budget".


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > STAGGERED-6
09/05/2014 at 17:34

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HA! lots of work... but that's just awful.


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > STAGGERED-6
09/05/2014 at 17:35

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an alarmingly well written ad... but that's clearly a POS


Kinja'd!!! STAGGERED-6 > MonkeePuzzle
09/05/2014 at 17:41

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My favorite part is, "wheels give this jeep that hint of elegance" WTF


Kinja'd!!! STAGGERED-6 > MonkeePuzzle
09/05/2014 at 17:43

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I love how he recommends a tow truck as it's so grounded to the ground it'll scrape anywhere you try to drive it. Also pretty sure there are more words in his listing than left on the car.


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > STAGGERED-6
09/05/2014 at 17:45

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basically you can drive it if you wanna... I wouldn't. THEN lists that is has no windshield :D


Kinja'd!!! STAGGERED-6 > MonkeePuzzle
09/05/2014 at 17:49

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God wouldn't have invented your face if he didn't plan on you using it as your brains windshield. Ha! Two windshields is just plain redundant.


Kinja'd!!! Pearson Hurst > MonkeePuzzle
09/05/2014 at 18:22

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Major bonus points for the unevenly chopped windshield.

http://richmond.craigslist.org/cto/4652676954…

Honorable mention:

http://richmond.craigslist.org/cto/4647411464…

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Kinja'd!!! ACESandEIGHTS > Pearson Hurst
09/05/2014 at 22:00

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This is the kit car equivalent to a replica jersey that says "Wershington Redskits."

Look at that thing, will you. Look at it. It's something else, alright.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > STAGGERED-6
09/07/2014 at 17:24

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That thing is amazing. It looks like they even stripped off the window vinyl and door channel. Not even 4wd lol