"ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable)" (adabofoppo) 09/05/2014 at 15:56 • Filed to: Ghostride the Dumbs

0

2

Local TV station's website is running the breaking news banner "Missing US Plane Crashes Off Coast of Jamaica."

Uh, if you know where it crashed, it's exactly missing now is it?

ttyymmnn > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 09/05/2014 at 16:08

1

It was never missing. F-15s followed it all the way to Cuban airspace before turning back, and every air defense radar had it lit up the whole way.

The real question is, "Where will they bury the survivors?"

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > ttyymmnn 09/05/2014 at 16:20

1

Yes, this is why I posted pointing out how badly they worded their headline.

And your last statement is hilarious.