"yamahog" (yamahog)
09/04/2014 at 23:44 • Filed to: None
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"yamahog" (yamahog)
09/04/2014 at 23:44 • Filed to: None | 3
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CrzRsn and I got on a nice Fuck/Marry/Kill streak at dinner, and to settle a debate, it is now imperative you all submit your responses for judgment.
So... Fuck, Marry, Kill:
Jeremy Clarkson
Richard Hammond
James May
(Speculating on our choices is also acceptable, winners/first person to drag it away from my house will receive a mostly shiny 92 Miata)
Go!
STREPITUS
> yamahog
09/04/2014 at 23:45 |
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I rescind that Miata offer.
Dsscats
> yamahog
09/04/2014 at 23:48 |
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Easy.
Marry: May. He's as anal about cars and neatness as I am, so he'd be easiest to live with.
Fuck: Hammond. Just because he's youngest.
Kill: Hate to say it, but Clarkson.
PatBateman
> yamahog
09/04/2014 at 23:50 |
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I find this line of questioning very disturbing.
Logansteno: Bought a VW?
> yamahog
09/04/2014 at 23:51 |
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Hmm.... this isn't something I thought I'd ponder tonight. But..
Fuck: Hammond.
Marry: May
Kill: Clarkson
EL_ULY
> yamahog
09/04/2014 at 23:52 |
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easy.
Life partner up with May.
Sex up Hammond (in an extremely intoxicated way)
Fuck Clarkson (Fuck as it fuck you! You anti american car lying automotive propaganda spewing ... funny smart man.) Kill Clarkson
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EL_ULY
> PatBateman
09/04/2014 at 23:53 |
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just play the game GAWL!
lol :]
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PatBateman
> EL_ULY
09/04/2014 at 23:55 |
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NO. I'll play my own Girls Garage version:
From L to R: F/M/K
Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> yamahog
09/04/2014 at 23:57 |
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If I was gay and a psycho I would fuck Hammond marry Clarkson and kill May do I win?
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Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> STREPITUS
09/04/2014 at 23:59 |
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Now there is no reason to play!
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EL_ULY
> PatBateman
09/05/2014 at 00:09 |
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Agreed!
treesmakewater
> yamahog
09/05/2014 at 01:39 |
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ohh what the hell, it's friday. Fuck Hammond, Kill Clarkson, marry May
may this get lost in the abyss of kinja
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treesmakewater
> Dsscats
09/05/2014 at 01:40 |
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You had the same reasoning as me. Out of curiosity, why would you kill Clarkson? I decided that he would destroy all of my vehicles in due time.
Simplify, then add beer
> yamahog
09/05/2014 at 02:54 |
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I hate that I'm playing this.
Marry Clarkson. He has the money and apparently plays up a little bit. He'd leave me in a month for his assistant, and I'd take 50% of alllllll of his money.
Kill Hammond. He's already used up his 9 lives.
Fuck May. He's so terribly British he'd let you be the top, and would never say a word if you couldn't *ahem* do the deed...
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Simplify, then add beer
> treesmakewater
09/05/2014 at 02:58 |
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Send me $50 or I post this to the FP...
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Dsscats
> treesmakewater
09/05/2014 at 09:28 |
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Just he was worse than the other 2
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treesmakewater
> Simplify, then add beer
09/05/2014 at 11:56 |
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well you see, I have to pay for a wiring job on my Audi today so I will likely not have it. Post away
Diesel
> yamahog
09/05/2014 at 14:20 |
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Let's see:
Fuck Hammond: He would be my personal Fleshlight.
Marry Clarkson: Because he's got the monies. I'm sure he'd be so drunk most of the time he wouldn't notice me banging whoever I wanted.
Kill May: He's slow so I can catch up to him and kill him with my bare hands.
Conclusion: I need therapy.
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Diesel
> EL_ULY
09/05/2014 at 14:22 |
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All I got out of this is you slept with all 3.