"505Turbeaux" (505turbeaux)
09/04/2014 at 15:19 • Filed to: None | 6 | 33 |
that sneak porn in through my sunroof (doors were locked) in the work parking lot, then tell me they saw a car with tinted windows (describing an ex's car) roll up and go in my car to leave something there. Good prank guys, I was freaking out for a second. I win though because porn.
PatBateman
> 505Turbeaux
09/04/2014 at 15:21 | 2 |
Check the undercarriage for bombs JUST IN CASE.
505Turbeaux
> PatBateman
09/04/2014 at 15:22 | 1 |
haha I have to now
CalzoneGolem
> PatBateman
09/04/2014 at 15:24 | 13 |
He's already checking his undercarriage.
MonkeePuzzle
> 505Turbeaux
09/04/2014 at 15:27 | 3 |
huh, you can get pr0n on CDs now? I just get it straight from the icloud #SoRelevant #SoCurrent
505Turbeaux
> MonkeePuzzle
09/04/2014 at 15:28 | 0 |
haha this is downloaded somewhere. He is the torrent master. I keep it old school
Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
> 505Turbeaux
09/04/2014 at 15:29 | 1 |
I'm doing this to my cousin, he would fall for it so hard...
We once watched this girl leave his house by backing out of her spot IN the driveway, onto the lawn and then never leaving the lawn to get to the road, she went through a fairly deep ditch with her Escape, or whatever it was. I'm surprised she didn't get stuck, she just powered through it, we were standing there with our jaws down to the floor.
He called her and was like "DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU JUST DID?", response: "no, why?", "YOU JUST DROVE THROUGH MY YARD AND ALMOST BROKE YOUR CAR ON MY DITCH" girl goes: "Oh, I thought I felt a bump".
Anyways, I'll vaguely describe her car in connection with the porn, that or some other chicks car :P
Agrajag
> 505Turbeaux
09/04/2014 at 15:31 | 0 |
Just leaving Hammy's out in the open?
Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole
> 505Turbeaux
09/04/2014 at 15:31 | 2 |
Bandit
> 505Turbeaux
09/04/2014 at 15:31 | 0 |
Good god man, clean that leather!
macanamera
> 505Turbeaux
09/04/2014 at 15:32 | 1 |
I do this with Yuengling bottles. Except I don't know the people. I'm like the beer fairy.
Svend
> 505Turbeaux
09/04/2014 at 15:32 | 1 |
It depends what sort of porn though, most is good, some can't be unseen.
Camry-Into-Canyon
> 505Turbeaux
09/04/2014 at 15:33 | 1 |
Nice W210!
MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
> 505Turbeaux
09/04/2014 at 15:33 | 1 |
Cherry_man1
> 505Turbeaux
09/04/2014 at 15:33 | 0 |
What you gonna do with that money? and mow much is there
505Turbeaux
> Agrajag
09/04/2014 at 15:33 | 1 |
ha it WAS locked.
505Turbeaux
> macanamera
09/04/2014 at 15:34 | 1 |
um any time I will take one...
505Turbeaux
> Cherry_man1
09/04/2014 at 15:34 | 1 |
$16. Beer
505Turbeaux
> Bandit
09/04/2014 at 15:35 | 1 |
I will hit it with the leatherique this weekend. Just put those seats in to replace a ripped one!
505Turbeaux
> Svend
09/04/2014 at 15:35 | 1 |
we shall see...
505Turbeaux
> Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
09/04/2014 at 15:36 | 1 |
haha!
Cherry_man1
> 505Turbeaux
09/04/2014 at 15:37 | 2 |
Good plan considering I spent 28.00 on a 3ft 3lbs gummy worm
505Turbeaux
> Cherry_man1
09/04/2014 at 15:38 | 0 |
you are a sick man. Maybe that is part of my porn
Svend
> 505Turbeaux
09/04/2014 at 15:38 | 1 |
Only look with one eye, no need to claw both of them out if if goes Pete Tong.
Cherry_man1
> 505Turbeaux
09/04/2014 at 15:42 | 1 |
Na I'm sharing it with my roommates
CalzoneGolem
> Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
09/04/2014 at 16:04 | 0 |
Who's that girl in the spooky car?
Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
> 505Turbeaux
09/04/2014 at 16:05 | 1 |
I may take the opening credits of a porn and then right when it's about to start, put a picture of my face with some witty comment.
505Turbeaux
> Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
09/04/2014 at 16:09 | 0 |
oh man you wouldn't. Who watches the opening credits though? I skip right to the good stuff
Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
> 505Turbeaux
09/04/2014 at 16:12 | 0 |
Yeah, the biggest problem with the opening credits is that you get to see every girl naked already, I want that to remain a mystery until they start undressing.
EL_ULY
> 505Turbeaux
09/04/2014 at 16:53 | 0 |
did you steal my worn out steering wheel
505Turbeaux
> EL_ULY
09/04/2014 at 17:03 | 0 |
I havent found one yet that wasnt. Looking though
macanamera
> 505Turbeaux
09/04/2014 at 17:32 | 1 |
Anytime you pass through MD I'll buy you all the Yuengling you can metabolize, 505.
505Turbeaux
> macanamera
09/04/2014 at 18:04 | 1 |
You better own stock in them throwing around promises like that
macanamera
> 505Turbeaux
09/04/2014 at 18:07 | 1 |
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