Why Sit In Traffic When You Can Float To Work In A Blimp?

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09/04/2014 at 14:33 • Filed to: Daily Tursmo, Blog

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Ever found yourself stuck in miserable gridlocked traffic and looked up at all that empty sky and thought... what a waste ! What if there was a better way — a way to move around that pre-dates the automobile.

We are years away from the Fifth Element style hovering/flying taxicabs ( the dystopian city on the other hand...that is closer )...but what about propelled hot air balloons? We are talking about the flying machine as first flown by Jean-François Pilâtre de Rozier and François Laurent d'Arlandes in 1782. They go by all sorts of fancy names— blimps, zeppelins, dirigibles, thermal airships...but I'd just call them freedom . Find this !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! offered for $85,000 buy-it-now on eBay, located in Tuscon, AZ with 17 days to go.

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Eighty-five large will buy you all kinds of brand new Mercedes-Benz executive class machines, but none of them will transport you effortlessly in low wind conditions like a blimp ( okay, I know, technically this is not a blimp and is technically a hot-air airship, but I am going to call it a blimp because I like writing blimp...blimp ). One thing to consider when buying a blimp is that you must have a balloon operators FAA certification, which is around 24 hours of flying time and takes at least a year. However, the seller of this blimp is offering to teach anyone to fly this thing on a private polo field which he says will take about 10 days. I cannot imagine what you would be doing after the 3rd or 4th hour of flying around a polo-field (probably tethered), much less on the 9th day... but I really want to find out...

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ike all blimps, this thing needs a powered fan to fly around, unless you want to end up on the Land of Oz. Power comes from a 24 horsepower 3 cylinder 2 stroke German built Konig radial engine that spins a 52-inch pusher prop. Please keep your pony tail tucked into your leather jacket at all times. The nice thing about a hot air balloon is that if the engine pukes its guts at elevation you have plenty of time to come to say a few acts of contrition before you splash down in a cactus patch, abandoned minefield or snake farm.

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The best part about blimping has to be the sense of fun associated with having your tender bits sitting on top of a gas filled bomb. Not only will you need to keep a close eye on your hot air supply to the ballon, but you'll also need to control the fan and however this thing steers...but it is good for a top speed of 20 knots with an estimated flight duration of 90 minutes. This will work great for a commuter as long as your commute is less than 17 miles each way (unless you can refuel at work...then range is 35 miles.)

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