My Typical NFL Football Sunday [SOON]

Kinja'd!!! "Raphmoe" (raphmoe)
09/04/2014 at 13:09 • Filed to: None

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I love Sundays. My normal Sunday:

Wake up still drunk

Fap

Roll out of bed and catch up with what happened the night before and cleanup a bit while waiting to shower

Take a big shit

Rolling into the shower

Plant my ass on the couch and set lineups while biscuits and gravy gets cooked up

Eat biscuits and gravy before hangover can set in

11am nap

Wake up to 12:45 sandwich and football apps

Begin drinking

N64 NFL Blitz

Watch the 1pm game mocking Pats fan friends

Halftime N64 NFL Blitz

Run out to grab more beer before 4pm games

Watch the first quarter of the 4 o clock game

Nap on couch

Order pad thai for dinner

Review fantasy performance thus far, if in lead celebratory shots and beers; if losing shots and beers to console self

N64 Blitz and Drunkio Kart

Watch Carrie Underwood sing Sunday Night Football theme reminiscing about Faith Hills legs

Be very drunk for the night game

Halftime N64 Blitz action

Post game Sunday TV show that was DVR'd for football

Post game roster-bate

Post roster-bate fap

Bed

I fucking love football Sundays.


DISCUSSION (10)


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Raphmoe
09/04/2014 at 13:13

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You have no idea how hard this made me laugh.


Kinja'd!!! philipilihp > Raphmoe
09/04/2014 at 13:14

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That sounds like a fucking awesome sunday. Well done!


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Raphmoe
09/04/2014 at 13:17

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set lineups

Lineups have to be set on Thursday


Kinja'd!!! Diesel > Raphmoe
09/04/2014 at 13:20

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I feel like I should get Blitz now for my N64.


Kinja'd!!! BrtStlnd > Raphmoe
09/04/2014 at 13:36

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Kinja'd!!! The Revengel > Raphmoe
09/04/2014 at 13:42

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Watch Carrie Underwood sing Sunday Night Football theme reminiscing about Faith Hills legs

This specifically was where I had to take a break. Laughing too hard. Almost lost it at the fantasy football 4:00 recap . . . because that's me!


Kinja'd!!! Raphmoe > BrtStlnd
09/04/2014 at 13:44

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::fapping intensifies::


Kinja'd!!! brian1321 > For Sweden
09/04/2014 at 13:47

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It will lock players who play on Thursday, everything else is still open.

NICE TRY


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > brian1321
09/04/2014 at 13:48

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Being such a casual as to not care about locked players


Kinja'd!!! brian1321 > For Sweden
09/04/2014 at 14:00

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Set thursdays players.

Go over roster again before it locks everyone on Sunday