"mcseanerson" (mcseanerson)
09/04/2014 at 00:21 • Filed to: None
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"mcseanerson" (mcseanerson)
09/04/2014 at 00:21 • Filed to: None | 9
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For anyone who did not watch the Miata "reveal" or who doesn't know why everyone is disappointed.
In iPhone keynote format
Hey everybody, sales are good.
But they're about to get better.
This is the new iPhone
Crappy band only old people like.
Here's the new phone again. We're not even going to mention the CPU though.
But look at that interior.
See'ya
I drew it out as long as I could.
GhostZ
> mcseanerson
09/04/2014 at 00:22 |
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This is perfect.
PS9
> mcseanerson
09/04/2014 at 00:24 |
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Worse still, all that fanfare and we still don't know how much power it's going to make or how much it(officially) is going to weigh...
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mcseanerson
> GhostZ
09/04/2014 at 00:25 |
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Thank you. It's helping me to vent. I imagine this may go down as a case study for a Marketing Course somewhere kind of like New Coke.
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mcseanerson
> PS9
09/04/2014 at 00:26 |
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That was pretty much the point of this.
JGrabowMSt
> mcseanerson
09/04/2014 at 00:28 |
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Glad I just spent the time for this version. After seeing what it looks like, I'm glad I didn't waste my bandwidth on watching it.
Come on, Mazda, you had one job! The next Miata. This thing is just, it's so close, but so far. You took away the Miata's face, for christ's sake. How could you?!
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GhostZ
> mcseanerson
09/04/2014 at 00:38 |
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Nah, it's not that bad, really it's not. It'll just get ignored and drop from the history books over the next 12 months.
It's still better than pretty much every GM launch event for anything other than the Corvette in the last 10 years, keep that in mind.
I think the fact that Duran Duran totally mailed in a shitty performance doesn't help. I love that band and even I thought that was terrible.
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mcseanerson
> GhostZ
09/04/2014 at 00:43 |
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I would rather have seen POP!
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GhostZ
> mcseanerson
09/04/2014 at 00:48 |
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But doesn't the Miata make you hungry like the wolf?!