Worst. Reveal. EVER!!

Kinja'd!!! "K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
09/03/2014 at 22:26 • Filed to: Lies

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That is all. And yes, one Miata will burn tonight to satisfy my disappointment. Not in the car, but that bullshit "reveal".


DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! The Transporter > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
09/03/2014 at 22:27

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He drew it out as long as he could.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > The Transporter
09/03/2014 at 22:27

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And wasted my time.


Kinja'd!!! Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > The Transporter
09/03/2014 at 22:28

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I heard that too lol


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
09/03/2014 at 22:29

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It's red and on fire. Clearly it's a ferrari, bro.


Kinja'd!!! Kanaric > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
09/03/2014 at 22:29

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How not to do a reveal. Terrible. So bad. A car that is cliched as a secretaries car? Lets have Duran Duran play a set. A car that people want as a drivers car? Lets not mention one bit of its specs.


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
09/03/2014 at 22:31

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Imagine if Toyota/Subaru later release a supercharged FRS/BRZ roadster.

That would create some competition for the Miata.

Because BOXER ENGINES RULE!


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
09/03/2014 at 22:31

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I agree .

Massive delays between segments.

Duran Duran singing off key.

Audio problems multiple times.

Not saying anything enlightening about the car beyond talking a bunch of designer talk. "Look at the surfacing. Look at the volumes. There are no lines on the side of the car. We wanted a more aspirational look to the interior."

The only specs that were mentioned: LED headlights & foglights, 16" or 17" wheels depending on trim.

How hard could it possibly have been to have a script, and you know, stick to it?


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Manuél Ferrari
09/03/2014 at 22:32

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Kill the Miata


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Kanaric
09/03/2014 at 22:33

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Times are changing for the worst. The Mustang had a much better reveal, but at least we got something from it!! And the V6 is referred to as a secretaries car!

Shame on you, Duran Duran and Mazda.


Kinja'd!!! Kanaric > Manuél Ferrari
09/03/2014 at 22:33

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Toyota seemed to just release that and was like "look we can still make cheap fun cars, now go away" and then stopped caring.


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Kanaric
09/03/2014 at 22:35

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Yeah ;(


Kinja'd!!! Kanaric > Textured Soy Protein
09/03/2014 at 22:35

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This smelled of marketing board of directors garbage the entire time. I was disgusted really. It's like some 80 year old man was running this. Totally out of touch.


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > Kanaric
09/03/2014 at 22:58

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Not only did they not tell us anything we actually wanted to learn about the car, they just did a shitty job with the webcast.