"Firewrx234" (firewrx234)
09/03/2014 at 16:23 • Filed to: Off-Topic
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"Firewrx234" (firewrx234)
09/03/2014 at 16:23 • Filed to: Off-Topic | 3
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So, I know we've all had bad haircuts...but right now I feel like Jesse Pinkman when he gets his head (basically) shaved to nothing. Yeah, that's me right now and I'm feeling a little self-conscious.
Either way, here's a beautiful monster that I'd LOVE to own. Now, I'd probably remove the rear external rollcage but other than that...I'm not sure I'd change it!
Chris Clarke
> Firewrx234
09/03/2014 at 16:26 |
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The great thing about bad haircuts is that it'll alway grow back. Unless you go bald. Then you're fucked.
mcseanerson
> Firewrx234
09/03/2014 at 16:27 |
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Never been a better excuse to be your heroes.
GhostZ
> Firewrx234
09/03/2014 at 16:27 |
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I had a haircut that was supposed to look like this:
And instead looked like this:
Worst haircut ever. Didn't care, rocked that shit anyway like I was a street fighter character.
ACESandEIGHTS
> Firewrx234
09/03/2014 at 16:28 |
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Humungus, the Ayatollah of Rock'n'Rolla, will be disappointed if you remove the external roll cage. I gotta ax though: why not cover the whole thing in roll cage? Btw, is this a Charger? Dart? I agree, it looks pretty badass.
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Firewrx234
> ACESandEIGHTS
09/03/2014 at 16:33 |
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Yeah, you've gotta go either full or nothing...and Charger :)
Textured Soy Protein
> Firewrx234
09/03/2014 at 16:33 |
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When I was in high school, I had a big poofy jew fro that I was quite proud of. I won best hair in my yearbook, by a landslide.
My dad always took my brother and I to this awesome barber shop called Yankee Clipper. This grizzly old dude named Jerry owned the place. He was one of those guys who isn't huge, but has a big pot belly so uses suspenders to hold up his jeans. He had a pool table, a naked picture of Marilyn Monroe overlooking the pool table, a stuffed pheasant on the wall, and an entire table covered in dirty magazines. It is apparently still in business .
So one time at the barber shop, Jerry's trimming up my fro, and my dad instructs him to cut it a little shorter. Before I could really process what was happening, my fro had been trimmed down to a fro-let. I kept it together until we got home and then I FREAKED OUT. Like screaming at my dad how he ruined my hair, why did he have to tell Jerry to make it shorter, blah blah blah. It was all a bit silly but I was pissed.
I grew the fro back out to its former glory, none the worse for the wear, and the next time we went to see Jerry I made it abundantly clear to my dad that he was forbidden from giving any instructions to Jerry about my hair.
And...now I shave my head because I'm bald.
Like Lao Tzu once said: "The flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long."
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mcseanerson
> Chris Clarke
09/03/2014 at 16:35 |
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The real bad part is when your barber retires. Then you have a lot of bad haircuts in your future until you find another one who does it just right, and in my opinion has the perfect atmosphere.
Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
> Firewrx234
09/03/2014 at 16:40 |
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Pretty sure plastic bumpers don't rust, is that an air cleaner sticking out of the hood, that roll cage looks worse than useless, and the show this is from keeps getting the scale of the Gateway Arch wrong.
In matte black without the roll cage and with a stock hood, though? Gimmie.
leicester
> Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
09/03/2014 at 16:42 |
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Air cleaner? I think that is a cake box.
Osiris - I can haz Euro spec?
> Firewrx234
09/03/2014 at 17:00 |
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Being in the Air Force, I have to shave my head all the time. I hate it. My wife doesn't mind it but I wish I could at least have more than an inch of hair. But damn. I need to catch up on my Defiance. That Charger is from the TV show Defiance which is awesome! And if I could get this from the factory, even with the faded paint and everything, I would buy it in a heartbeat.
xxstich666xx
> Firewrx234
09/03/2014 at 17:07 |
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Now I need to play FlatOut!
Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy
> Firewrx234
09/03/2014 at 18:27 |
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I remember the time I had a bad haircut. I hated a part of my hair for some reason, so I cut it, my mom freaked out, and sent me to get a bald shave. I was bald for about a month. I went to San Diego that month.
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Firewrx234
> Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
09/03/2014 at 20:46 |
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Way to be a buzz kill ;) But seriously, we're car people, we know what doesnt make sense. But this, this is art in its most basic form. I love the idea of an aged modern vehicle and I love the idea of an All-terrain Charger!
Scb0825
> Firewrx234
09/03/2014 at 21:49 |
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Stop getting your hair cut. That's what I didn't when I got a bad hair cut over three years ago