Take a moment to have a CAPTION CONTEST!

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 09/02/2014 at 16:28 • Filed to: None

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mcseanerson > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/02/2014 at 16:31

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Mmmm, I could eat that.

Take it as you like.

McMike > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/02/2014 at 16:31

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Hairline jokes: Avoided.

ttyymmnn > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/02/2014 at 16:35

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I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I AM DOING

BUT GODDAM, I LOOK HIP

Crocket Bernet > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/02/2014 at 16:36

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This porn looks even better with a retina display!

EL_ULY > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/02/2014 at 16:36

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2,887 Facebook friends....oh yeah, i'm livin!

For Sweden > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/02/2014 at 16:37

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It's not cold in here, I'm just wearing this hat because I'm a horrible person.

ly2v8-Brian > mcseanerson 09/02/2014 at 16:37

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*backs away slowly*

Nibbles > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/02/2014 at 16:38

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On the internet, nobody knows you're a tool

Takuro Spirit > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/02/2014 at 16:39

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Oh look, people on Oppo are having a Caption Contest again!

GhostZ > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/02/2014 at 16:40

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"...and yet, will still be beaten by every camaro and mustang it runs against."

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/02/2014 at 16:43

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Finally selling my vintage fixie bicycle to support my Pabst Blue Ribbon addiction.

KnowsAboutCars > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/02/2014 at 16:43

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That's my fetish.

nermal > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/02/2014 at 16:48

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I've been chatting with babes online all day! They love how ironic it is that I wear glasses without lenses....

The Transporter > Crocket Bernet 09/02/2014 at 17:29

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You can really make out the details of Jennifer Lawrence's areolas with this thing.

The Transporter > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/02/2014 at 17:30

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Meanwhile at Jalopnik HQ...

Leadbull > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/02/2014 at 17:31

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u wot m8? 1v1 me m8. i swer on th queen ill rek u, ya filthy meron. ill hook yer gabba 'n knock u str8 to london m8.

The Compromiser > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/02/2014 at 18:07

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Oh, J-Law, you are a naughty one, aren't you?

Spaceball-Two > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/02/2014 at 18:19

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I'm so cute and indie. Take me seriously.

 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/02/2014 at 18:52

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These Jennifer Lawrence pics are better than I imagined.

TheElephant > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/02/2014 at 22:15

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A new Doug DeMauro post? Sweet!