Guys, I may be drunk

Kinja'd!!! "Bandit" (2bandit)
08/31/2014 at 01:37 • Filed to: None

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So... I went to my first party tonight. I had a bit to drink and now I'm minorly drunk (can walk straight if I focus and I know what I'm saying). This is fun though. Jameson Whiskey tastes like almonds.


DISCUSSION (28)


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > Bandit
08/31/2014 at 01:39

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No, it tastes like Jameson Whiskey.


Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > Bandit
08/31/2014 at 01:40

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Jameson at your first party?

You're doing something right, apparently.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Bandit
08/31/2014 at 01:43

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I hate almonds, which means I'd probably hate that drink.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Bandit
08/31/2014 at 01:44

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Your not doing it right if there isn't cheap weed and moonshine involved.


Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > Leadbull
08/31/2014 at 01:45

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Jagermeister. That's the worst victim of "Oh, it tastes like X" comparisons. No, it tastes like Jagermeister.


Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
08/31/2014 at 01:46

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Sports cooler filled with kool-aid, beer, and everclear in varying amounts.


Kinja'd!!! TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Bandit
08/31/2014 at 01:55

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U havent drank until you get drunk off cheap beer

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Or played Edward Forty hands

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Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > GhostZ
08/31/2014 at 02:01

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Everclear always makes things interesting. 190 Proof is awesome.


Kinja'd!!! TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
08/31/2014 at 02:02

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You dont taste it when you do shots of it


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
08/31/2014 at 02:04

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It can make things so interesting, an ambulance must be called. Everclear is bad news


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time
08/31/2014 at 02:05

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fair enough.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
08/31/2014 at 02:06

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Nah, just don't be a small person, and don't drink a lot of it.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time
08/31/2014 at 02:16

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Oh the good times of drinking a whole case of Natty Light. Good times.


Kinja'd!!! TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
08/31/2014 at 02:25

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Eh im either bush, budlight, rolling rock, or miller


Kinja'd!!! PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > Bandit
08/31/2014 at 02:34

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Wooo! that's the way to do it man! good parties are where it's at! I tend to not drink a lot either (seeing as though I'm quite a bit younger) but it's a lot of fun from time to time!
Just be safe, and don't drive!


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time
08/31/2014 at 02:38

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Busch isn't bad, Bud is awful but tolerable, but Miller makes me gag. Literally. Haven't had Rolling Rock. When I'm buying I'd rather have Coors or Shiner.


Kinja'd!!! Bandit > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
08/31/2014 at 02:42

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God no. I didn't longboard over either.


Kinja'd!!! PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > Bandit
08/31/2014 at 02:43

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Oh dude! longboarding is the best!!!!
I didn't know you longboard! What kind of board do you use?


Kinja'd!!! TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
08/31/2014 at 02:49

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You need to try rolling rock. Its actually quite good. By the time i get to miller im already pretty toasted so... cant taste much


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time
08/31/2014 at 03:01

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I let you know in 1 year and 19 days, when I can buy it. Now I'll just take what I can get and go for what I know when I can choose. Stupid American Freedom laws.


Kinja'd!!! JawKnee > Bandit
08/31/2014 at 04:12

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Jameson FTW!! By the end of sophomore year my roommate and I were averaging two bottles a weekend. And that was just for pregaming!


Kinja'd!!! brjklein > Bandit
08/31/2014 at 11:02

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Years ago at my first party, we did shots of Wild Turkey 101.

Edward-Forty-Hands is was a personal fave though. Now I'm old and have no interest in partying.


Kinja'd!!! Bandit > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
08/31/2014 at 11:59

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I don't smoke. It's a swim team habit that I'll keep forever (keep your lungs in good shape so you can be fast in the water).


Kinja'd!!! Bandit > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
08/31/2014 at 12:01

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An Arbor Timeless like this one . Just regreased the bearings and trucks a few days ago... so smooth! The wheels are really sticky and the board is really long so sliding doesn't really happen, but it is an excellent board for just cruising to class.


Kinja'd!!! Bandit > brjklein
08/31/2014 at 12:03

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I don't really have an interest in partying but figured I should probably go just once to experience it.


Kinja'd!!! PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > Bandit
08/31/2014 at 13:30

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Awesome! A friend of mine has one of those, and he loves it! I'm not entirely sure of the brand mine is (since it's actually a friend's and I just use it VERY often) but I know it's a 58 inch Double-Dropthrough board. It's a good cruiser too, but can make tight turns if necessary. I like the fact it's got Big-Ass trucks, so it can go down even not-well paved roads!


Kinja'd!!! brjklein > Bandit
08/31/2014 at 14:05

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Oh, by all means, take life by the horns during college (college, right?), because you'll never again have some of the opportunities to do what you're able to do during that time. I had some very fun times.

My only warning: be careful about the money you spend during college; you pay for your debt for years after if you're not careful. AMHIK.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > Bandit
09/01/2014 at 03:43

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Well done fella. Irish whiskey is the correct whiskey.

Start with the Jameson and you'll soon be on the Bushmills.