Good news and Bad news

"EL_ULY" (uly) 08/30/2014 at 13:43 • Filed to: None

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Good news, it rained a bit yesterday. On the way home I found an empty construction site where they are doing some home development and the gate was open. Oh you know what happened next >:)

Since it will never snow (heavy sleet doesn't count) in Houston, the only time i'll get to really hoon the Quattro wagon is at the beach or in muddy flat places. I can't really hoon on a wet street because my super clumsy wagon will just understeer worse than any vehicle you can think of. Quattro is the devil. Trust me, I've owned 4 BMW's in the past lol. But the mud was suuuper fun. It is pretty packed up inside my fender liners. The heavy rain on the ride home helped get it off the paint a bit.

Now for the bad news. My dogs were barking like a mofo last night around 4am. I looked out and saw someone by my truck. I got my cuete and my super sharp set of swords ready to fuck a mother fucker up. I went outside charging but that fucker saw me and took off running. This is what he stole...

Yup....my damn wheel center caps. No biggie i guess but shit pisses me off man.

PS9 > EL_ULY 08/30/2014 at 13:45

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Perfect time for some DONK rimz on dat silverado, bro!

$kaycog > EL_ULY 08/30/2014 at 13:47

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That sucks! Glad that he didn't key it or something like that.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > EL_ULY 08/30/2014 at 13:48

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That sucks dude. People are just scum. You know what someone did at work to me the other night? Stole my damn air valve covers! All 4! And they were just the stock ones it left the factory with. Wtf??

Dubblewhopper > EL_ULY 08/30/2014 at 13:49

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I would have still sliced the fucker in two, longitudinally. I lost a Prelude in San Antonio from being stolen.

AM3R > EL_ULY 08/30/2014 at 13:49

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That sucks man, but it's so badass that you ran outside with swords...

ReallyColorful > EL_ULY 08/30/2014 at 13:53

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People suck. Bum fuckface stole my cellphone charger and a $1 bill earlier this year, all while breaking my armrest.

EL_ULY > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 08/30/2014 at 13:59

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all 4 of your regular valve stem caps? Wtf why?That sucks

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > EL_ULY 08/30/2014 at 14:01

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I got my cuete and my super sharp set of swords ready to fuck a mother fucker up. I went outside charging but that fucker saw me and took off running.

EL_ULY > ReallyColorful 08/30/2014 at 14:02

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What a bunch of non sense crimes. People suck

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > EL_ULY 08/30/2014 at 14:03

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I was actually able to go to Auto zone and got a 50 pack for $10 so I guess I'll be set for a while!

EL_ULY > Dubblewhopper 08/30/2014 at 14:03

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i almost lost my M3 twice when i lived in San Antonio. Once at the Palladium and once down on S. Presa

EL_ULY > AM3R 08/30/2014 at 14:04

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just like Leonardo

EL_ULY > $kaycog 08/30/2014 at 14:05

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true true.

Dubblewhopper > EL_ULY 08/30/2014 at 14:06

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Yeah, S. Presa is a bad street. Especially heading to the southside from downtown. I lost mine by DeZavala and Babcock Rd.

EL_ULY > PS9 08/30/2014 at 14:06

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Then i'll just fit in which pretty much 90% of the vehicles in my hood lol.

EL_ULY > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/30/2014 at 14:07

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lol COOOOOOOOOL!!!!!

EL_ULY > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 08/30/2014 at 14:07

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lol dayum :]

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > EL_ULY 08/30/2014 at 14:08

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You should've choked them with the force. Would not have been as badass as slicing them up, but just as cool. ;)

EL_ULY > Dubblewhopper 08/30/2014 at 14:08

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Oh damn, did they ever find it?

Dubblewhopper > EL_ULY 08/30/2014 at 14:11

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In pieces at a chop shop in the southside...lol..I miss that Quaalude of a Preldue

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > EL_ULY 08/30/2014 at 14:14

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Yup so let me know if you need one!!!

EL_ULY > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/30/2014 at 14:20

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it was just center caps. I reserve the force for anyone trying to take my cookies. Just ask Jango Fett's other clone son :]

EL_ULY > Dubblewhopper 08/30/2014 at 14:21

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damn! That happen to an old Suburban (se burlan) that we had.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > EL_ULY 08/30/2014 at 14:24

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But Boba Fett is dead? :o

buford-t-justice > EL_ULY 08/30/2014 at 14:25

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One more reason to buy a 12 gauge

EL_ULY > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/30/2014 at 14:28

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the other unknown son that stuck his hands in the cookie jar lol

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > EL_ULY 08/30/2014 at 14:28

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:O

EL_ULY > buford-t-justice 08/30/2014 at 14:30

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the Saiga 12 wasn't necessary this time.

PS9 > EL_ULY 08/30/2014 at 15:05

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Star Wars Episode VIII; Don't Fuckin' Touch ULY's Cookie Jar Unless You Wanna Fuckin' Die

The real challenge here is to condense the subtitle without losing the impact. Or the truthfulness.

EL_ULY > PS9 08/30/2014 at 15:23

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LOL !!!!!!!!!!!

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > EL_ULY 08/30/2014 at 16:03

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You live in texas and dont have a gun? This is MERICA!

EL_ULY > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time 08/30/2014 at 16:30

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In Texas, almost everyone knows a little spanish. I mentioned i grabbed my cuete. Cuete in spanish is like firecracker aka my little 9mm. I have a Saiga 12 but didn't believe it was necessary for what looked like some damn kid

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > EL_ULY 08/30/2014 at 21:45

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Yea up here in Michigan we only speak Murican. Lol. Gotcha. IMO nuthin stops a would be wrong doer than the sound of a 12 gauge pump action loading one into the chamber

EL_ULY > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time 08/30/2014 at 21:49

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Very true buddy

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > EL_ULY 08/30/2014 at 21:54

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I prefer this

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > EL_ULY 08/30/2014 at 23:15

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We don't need you taking out text minority unarmed minor, there's been too much of that.

EL_ULY > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 08/31/2014 at 00:02

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Would it count if I am a minority also? lol :]

I probably would not get the same sweet ride that 16 year old not to far from here received.

Gets drunk, murders 4 people, 6 months of some very fancy rehab. Must be nice.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > EL_ULY 08/31/2014 at 00:29

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If you're a minority also you will probably just get life, no media coverage. Sad but true. And since you have a Mercedes and an Audi they will probably think you'rea drug dealer.

EL_ULY > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 08/31/2014 at 01:25

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lol i wish i was. I don't have to tell you about what auto techs make despite all of our training and labor busting ass.

DanZman > EL_ULY 08/31/2014 at 21:48

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Wow, that really sucks man. If your interested; I'm a contractor that specializes in security cameras and will hook you up with a cost+tax+shipping deal for a nice camera system. I'm in Phoenix so your on your own with the install, but its not that difficult and I can walk you through it.

DanZman > DanZman 08/31/2014 at 21:49

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Also... this is not spam... you helped me out with some volvo stuff in the past. I hate seeing this kind of shit happen to good people.