"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
08/28/2014 at 13:21 Filed to: None
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"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
08/28/2014 at 13:21 Filed to: None | 2
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Show me hilariously terrible finds from your local CL/Kijiji/GumTree
ok, today's find is actually very reasonable, I just had to share for the line "The whole car is one big dent!"
http://denver.craigslist.org/cto/4623416213
Sn210
> MonkeePuzzle
08/28/2014 at 13:29 |
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this poor '87 AW11 MR2...
http://boston.craigslist.org/sob/cto/464104
I want to save it but I... I don't even... how...?
Ballzonya
> MonkeePuzzle
08/28/2014 at 13:30 |
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Need a trailer for that thing? http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cto/464073
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MonkeePuzzle
> Sn210
08/28/2014 at 13:36 |
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wow. I do not think you can save it, but I bet if you bought it you could make some epic youtube videos as you end its lifes
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MonkeePuzzle
> Ballzonya
08/28/2014 at 13:36 |
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mmm, rusty. brown says structural integrity!
rhorizon
> MonkeePuzzle
08/28/2014 at 13:37 |
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Couldn't find anything absolutely terrible in NoVA yet, but I couldn't pass up this sweet, sweet photoshop
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/cto/463135
claramag, Mustaco Master
> Sn210
08/28/2014 at 13:40 |
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If it really does run, i'd buy for a solid grand. Off road suspension, rally tyres. Bam, sweet dirt hoon machine
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MonkeePuzzle
> rhorizon
08/28/2014 at 13:40 |
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oh that's win. I mean as a buyer of limos I often have trouble imagining how they would look crossing 6 lanes of heavy traffic, this picture is just what I needed to convince me to buy
Bad Idea Hat
> MonkeePuzzle
08/28/2014 at 14:01 |
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https://cincinnati.craigslist.org/cto/4615434607
It certainly has 4 doors.
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MonkeePuzzle
> Bad Idea Hat
08/28/2014 at 14:01 |
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hover cars are the future!
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rhorizon
> MonkeePuzzle
08/28/2014 at 14:02 |
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It was driving in front of the US Capitol building so it must be very classy
Textured Soy Protein
> MonkeePuzzle
08/28/2014 at 14:04 |
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1990 Honda Civic Hatch - $450 (Fort Atkinson ) - "If I position the rear bumper just so , it looks way better!"
1971 KaiserM35A2 army military dump truck with winch 6x6 Turbo Diesel - $5000 (Marshall Wi) - This might actually be kinda awesome.
1978 Malibu wagon - $6500 (Freeport)
- This might also be awesome, but way overpriced.
1998 cadillac deville de elegance - $2400 (east madison) - "This rainbow colored goop at the car wash is so artistic ."
1999 Dodge Durango - $5000 (wisconsin dells) - That is, um, quite the paint job.
2001 Subaru Impreza 2.5rs - $5500 (Lodi, Wi) - Sweet pink wheels bro, but why did you try connecting the front bumper to the fender with hood pins? BECAUSE RACECAR.
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MonkeePuzzle
> rhorizon
08/28/2014 at 14:05 |
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nothing says classy like politicians!
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MonkeePuzzle
> Textured Soy Protein
08/28/2014 at 14:09 |
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HOLY COW! those pink wheels sure do stand out!
re. the civic, rarely would I say no car is worth less than $500, but that car is ALL rust, and missing cats. Seller suggests demolishion derby car, driver would DIE!
rainbow goop proves they clean the car... once at least right?
flat black durango with offroad type mods, it actually looks pretty killer except for the bright artworks
based on the work done, that Subaru seems like its actually a decent deal
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Ballzonya
> MonkeePuzzle
08/28/2014 at 14:20 |
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Just add plywood!
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MonkeePuzzle
> Ballzonya
08/28/2014 at 14:26 |
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you know, its things like this that bug me, how long woudl it take for the seller to hit Home Depot, grab a sheet of ply, cut it to size and drop it in. hell he even has a trailer to pick the plywood up with. is "ALL" it needs is some plywood, get some and as $10 to teh sale price and maybe it'll actually sell
thebigbossyboss
> MonkeePuzzle
08/28/2014 at 14:38 |
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$10K for this 97 Jag. Sure it's tip top but you still asking way too much bruh
http://www.kijiji.ca/v-classic-cars
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thebigbossyboss
> MonkeePuzzle
08/28/2014 at 14:46 |
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Forget my other submission this one is mega CP.
$15,000 for a 1998 Deville with 95,000 kms. "Not much room for negotiations". You gonna be waiting a LONG time man.
http://www.kijiji.ca/v-classic-cars
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MonkeePuzzle
> thebigbossyboss
08/28/2014 at 14:49 |
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it was a simple equation, start at one dollar, and add a zero for every A in the name of the car.
$1 x Jaaaag = $10,000
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MonkeePuzzle
> thebigbossyboss
08/28/2014 at 14:51 |
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"Micheline" tires, sounds like a cheap knockoff brand to me.
"Quite a few brand new parts. " I DON'T HAVE TIME TO LIST THEM!
"Fully tinted window" which one? and does fully tinted mean 0% light passes through!?
wow, that really is CP. FWD, undesirable, 90s cadi. never, NEVER getting $15k on that
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thebigbossyboss
> MonkeePuzzle
08/28/2014 at 14:54 |
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I didn't even read half the ad it was such a CP.
Car aint even worth half that. Not even half!!
Maybe like $3K tops. Even then, I wouldn't spend $3K on this.
FriskyDingo
> MonkeePuzzle
08/30/2014 at 15:26 |
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$1000
http://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/
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MonkeePuzzle
> FriskyDingo
08/31/2014 at 11:17 |
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looks like its ready to fall apart. hairline fractures and cracks, ruh roh. Love the door seals stuck through the doors