My college has turned into a Highschool part II

"Anon" (tjsielsistneb)
08/27/2014 at 14:59 • Filed to: None

In the continuing saga of having high school students running around my campus, more shit has begun. There is currently a parent screaming at someone in the office because their 9th grade daughter was making out with a college student. You know what, maybe this entire thing won't be too bad, so far it's been pretty entertaining. Though those little fuckers need to get out of the damn subway. Had to wait a damn half an hour to get a sandwich! Next time "My college has turned into a high school part III: A new hope."

DISCUSSION (19)

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > Anon
08/27/2014 at 15:04

I had a friend who went to school in the north east and he started hooking up with some girl. Some time later he found out she was 15, he nope'd right out of that, and to another girl, who wasnt 15.

feather-throttle-not-hair > Anon
08/27/2014 at 15:05

Chaos!

Heh, i went to boarding school in HS. One of the rules was that seniors and freshmen weren't allowed to date.

thebigbossyboss > Anon
08/27/2014 at 15:05

Hahahaha

I want your life to be a reality show.

Also please make a tag for these.

ttyymmnn > Anon
08/27/2014 at 15:06

Why are there HS students running around your campus?

Also, making out with 9th graders is good work if you can get it. As long as they're legal.

oldirtybootz > Anon
08/27/2014 at 15:07

Scream at your dauguter for being a ho...

Anon > thebigbossyboss
08/27/2014 at 15:08

Ok will begin tagging them

Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow > Anon
08/27/2014 at 15:10

Yeah, I thought it would be different too... Just like I thought the professional office culture would be different.

People are dumb, and will continue to be dumb for your entire life. Don't expect it to change all that much.

thebigbossyboss > ttyymmnn
08/27/2014 at 15:10

See part 1!!

This is hilarious, I want this guys life to be reality tv.

http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/my-university-…

Anon > ttyymmnn
08/27/2014 at 15:10

Because someone in administration thought it would be a brilliant idea to open up a christian high school on LSUA's campus.

There's no legal 9th grader in Louisiana where the legal age is 18.

ttyymmnn > Anon
08/27/2014 at 15:16

Wait—isn't Jerry Lee Lewis from LA? He married a 13-year-old, and his cousin at that. I figured the age of consent would be lower than 18.

Anon > ttyymmnn
08/27/2014 at 15:17

That was back in like the 60's!

ttyymmnn > Anon
08/27/2014 at 15:19

1958, actually. So that's kind of like the '60s. That was already his third wife, too.

Anon > ttyymmnn
08/27/2014 at 15:20

Damn Jerry Lee got around

JEM > Anon
08/27/2014 at 15:22

Aaaaaand watch that county's unwed/teen pregnancy rate skyrocket now!

Seriously, who didn't see that coming? Also, I started college at 17 so I guess this could be not as gross/illegal as people are saying. Or it could be! Either way, I'm laughing at this.

FTR: My college did let HS seniors (maybe some juniors?) take college classes and get both HS/college credit for them. And yes, yes, I did hook up with one of them. I was probably 18 and she was probably 16 or 17.

ttyymmnn > Anon
08/27/2014 at 15:22

He's been married 7 times, and has "at least 6 children" according to Wikipedia. I can only guess how many more there really are. Great balls of fire inded!

OPPOsaurus WRX > Anon
08/27/2014 at 15:26

"Ok will begin tagging them" I sure hope your not talking about the high school girls

Anon > JEM
08/27/2014 at 15:29

Hey now! The county's teen pregnancy rate isn't going to sky rocket! That's because we live in Lousiana and we don't have counties. However, the PARISH's teen pregnancy rate? possibly.

Anon > OPPOsaurus WRX
08/27/2014 at 15:30

Ha Ha Ha, so funny

Scary__goongala! > Anon
08/27/2014 at 16:00

Man i don't even hear about this kinda stuff happening at WVU lol