Pro-tipz:

"505Turbeaux" (505turbeaux) 08/27/2014 at 12:08 • Filed to: None

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should have added this one to my !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! the other day on how not to get pulled over. When transporting the reefer, !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! 128 MPH on your bike. The stupid is real here

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Brian Silvestro > 505Turbeaux 08/27/2014 at 12:10

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Ultra pro tip: don't make yourself stand out when you have drugs on you

CalzoneGolem > 505Turbeaux 08/27/2014 at 12:11

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Some fucker did this to me the other day. Dropping way under the speed limit so he could tear across a flat section of road. I wish I would have been able to pass him before he took off.

macanamera > Brian Silvestro 08/27/2014 at 12:18

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^^^This is correct.

Brian Silvestro > macanamera 08/27/2014 at 12:19

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It's just common sense!

macanamera > Brian Silvestro 08/27/2014 at 12:25

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Well, you would think, but clearly...

also, inb4 "I'm sure that was the marijuana making him act crazy !!!"

...no. This guy is le stupid.

ttyymmnn > 505Turbeaux 08/27/2014 at 12:47

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There's a little gratuitous editing in this clip, but you get the idea.

thebigbossyboss > 505Turbeaux 08/27/2014 at 13:41

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Almost sounds as smart as the guy they caught this week around here (no link news article was borked) going 170 km/h in a 100 zone. (105 in a 62).

Brian Silvestro > macanamera 08/27/2014 at 14:01

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MARIJUANA IS THE DEVIL

-every person against marijuana who reads the article

macanamera > Brian Silvestro 08/27/2014 at 14:05

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"Surprised he didn't murder someone too, what with all that marijuana he was on"

Brian Silvestro > macanamera 08/27/2014 at 14:12

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"How was he even able to afford that bike with all the marijuana he was buying!"

macanamera > Brian Silvestro 08/27/2014 at 14:49

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"How did count the money when he was high out of his mind?"

Brian Silvestro > macanamera 08/27/2014 at 14:52

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"There's no way he was able to operate a motor vehicle with drugs near him."

Happy birthday btw

macanamera > Brian Silvestro 08/27/2014 at 15:04

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Thanks dudebro.

Brian Silvestro > macanamera 08/27/2014 at 15:06

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Your welcome.

I need to know, what kind of 911 do you have?

macanamera > Brian Silvestro 08/27/2014 at 15:16

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996 C2S cab w a 6 speed.

Brian Silvestro > macanamera 08/27/2014 at 15:19

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Oh.

That's cool, I guess.

-my honest reaction because it's a 996

macanamera > Brian Silvestro 08/27/2014 at 15:21

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lol, ya I know. Well you asked what kind of 911 I had, not what kind of 959...

Oops!

:X

Brian Silvestro > macanamera 08/27/2014 at 15:22

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macanamera > Brian Silvestro 08/27/2014 at 15:25

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LOL I swear u got the best memes

BTW, of course I don't have a 959. If I did, I would be sitting in it naked right now eating caviar.

Brian Silvestro > macanamera 08/27/2014 at 15:27

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I'd almost never have clothes on if I had a 959. Only if it was absolutely necessary.

macanamera > Brian Silvestro 08/27/2014 at 16:36

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Which I mean honestly is never, since you have a 959.

Brian Silvestro > macanamera 08/27/2014 at 16:40

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"Oh yeah, that's the guy with the 959"

"Why isn't he wearing clothes??"

"Didn't I just tell you he has a 959?"

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro 08/27/2014 at 16:51

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be honest

You also hate cabs

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari 08/27/2014 at 16:53

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Eh, I'd rather drive myself.

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro 08/27/2014 at 16:56

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ha I meant cabriolet since that is what he has

But glad I said cabs cause that pic is awesome!

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari 08/27/2014 at 16:59

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I know you meant cabriolets! I just wanted to make that joke.

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro 08/27/2014 at 17:24

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GOOD WORK!

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari 08/27/2014 at 17:25

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Yay! What do I win!?

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro 08/27/2014 at 17:27

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You win the title "Sir Brian Silvestro, Duke of Oppo on the 27th Day of August, 2014"

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari 08/27/2014 at 17:29

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I want to win that award every day for a year so I can actually get one that says "yearly," because that actually sounds like something meaningful.

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro 08/27/2014 at 17:30

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Haha that shouldn't be too hard. Just set a reminder to post your best stuff on Aug 27 of every year

How much could we get per mile for running a Murcie cab service? You can only fit one passenger. And they have to love cars

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari 08/27/2014 at 17:32

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We just have to charge them a shitload. We wouldn't break even, not even close.

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro 08/27/2014 at 17:36

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"Y U charge me $7.50 a mile Lambo taxi driver?"

"Bro I'm still losing money at that price!"

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari 08/27/2014 at 17:39

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"I do this because I just don't give a fuck!"

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro 08/27/2014 at 17:40

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"And because it's nice to have someone subsidize my V12 addiction"

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari 08/27/2014 at 17:42

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"Also, can I borrow a few bucks? I'm actually living in this car."

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro 08/27/2014 at 17:44

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"and do you have any deodorant spray i can use right now for a few sprays? i'm out"

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari 08/27/2014 at 17:44

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"PLEASE HELP"