Jaaaaaaaaaaag F-Type manuel testing!!!!

"Sinanigans" (Sinanigans)
08/27/2014 at 09:44 • Filed to: jaguar, manual, f-type, Manuel

So it looks like I'll be selling my organs soon... Also, how much do they pay at sperm banks???

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DISCUSSION (44)

Sam > Sinanigans
08/27/2014 at 09:49

I thought it already had a manual, to be honest.

And the pay out is anywhere from $30 to $200 depending on your location and how potent your little soldiers are.

Brian Silvestro > Sinanigans
08/27/2014 at 09:50

This is the thing that will make the F-Type the best car on sale.

Rock Bottom > Sinanigans
08/27/2014 at 09:51

Kinja'd!!!

jkm7680 > Sinanigans
08/27/2014 at 09:53

Which organs are you interested in selling?

Leadbull > Sinanigans
08/27/2014 at 09:58

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PelicanHazard > Sinanigans
08/27/2014 at 10:03

Is it going to be Europe only or come here too?

nermal > Sinanigans
08/27/2014 at 13:24

Sadly, it's probably a single clutch auto. They sound remarkably like a well-driven manual from the outside.

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
08/27/2014 at 13:53

This will be awesome

But the BEST car on sale?

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
08/27/2014 at 13:59

MANUÉL OVER EVERYTHING

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
08/27/2014 at 14:21

But is it really the better car than the Z06 Manuél?

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
08/27/2014 at 14:23

Yes.

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
08/27/2014 at 14:24

I think the Chevy fans would like to have a word with you...

And what about a 991 GTS Manuél?

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
08/27/2014 at 14:25

Nah, F-Type Coupe R Manuél is better.

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
08/27/2014 at 14:26

Paging K Roll...

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
08/27/2014 at 14:27

I can take him! It's just better!

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
08/27/2014 at 14:46

LOL

It looks better

But is it the better car?

Define better. Do you mean looks, dynamics, or a combo of both?

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
08/27/2014 at 14:49

This is how it breaks down:

Looks: Jag

Sound: Jag

Performance: The Porsche is probably better, but all 3 factors are important to which I prefer.

Performance isn't everything!

(Similar to why I like the 4C over the Cayman)

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
08/27/2014 at 14:53

Hmm

This is getting tricky

Screw it all I'd still go Aventador

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
08/27/2014 at 14:53

BECAUSE FUCK THE SYSTEM

*shoots flames and drives away*

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
08/27/2014 at 14:58

And because back breaking roboManuél is the next best thing to regular Manuél!

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
08/27/2014 at 15:05

It goes like this though:

CVT

Slushbox

Dual Clutch

Single clutch violent auto-manuél

Manuél

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
08/27/2014 at 15:10

I don't have as many dots between Violent Manuél and Nice Manuél. Because I have more than one car. And because Violent Manuél is actually more fun in a super quick and high revving exotic (sorry!). The moar I drive the spider the moar I think it would be worse with Manuél. Putting it in race mode and pulling the paddles is so different than the paddles in the bimmers. It's super engaging and fun. F1 may not be that reliable but it's a blast in a rev happy sports car!

I do wish the 612 was Manuél though...

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
08/27/2014 at 15:12

Now you're just making excuses!!!!!!

YOU'RE WRONG!

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
08/27/2014 at 15:12

lol you didn't even read it!

your reply was too fast to have read it

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
08/27/2014 at 15:14

I did read it! There's no way a couple of paddles could be better than a gated shifter in any sports car.

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
08/27/2014 at 15:18

But how do you know for sure? How much seat time have you spent driving a modern exotic with paddles??

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
08/27/2014 at 15:20

SO MUCH TIME FOR REALZ

-everyone on the internet

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
08/27/2014 at 15:29

LOL. There is only one way to settle this - we need to get everyone on Oppo to pitch in some money to buy you an F430 Manuél and F430 F1. You have to alternate driving them and see if Manuél really is better.

Either way you get to keep both. And Oppo pays for maintenance and repairs.

Good deal for you!

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
08/27/2014 at 15:32

That sounds like a perfectly reasonable thing to do! I'll ask oppo as soon as possible.

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
08/27/2014 at 15:38

Both will be coupes

One will be Tour De France Blue

The other will be whichever blue Oppo can find with Manuél inside

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
08/27/2014 at 15:39

That'll be impossible! You're rigging it to fail!

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
08/27/2014 at 15:43

No I'm not! If I had said the Manuél coupe needs to be a specific shade of blue then it would take forever!

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
08/27/2014 at 15:46

Or you can get a Manuél F430 and be done with it!

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
08/27/2014 at 15:55

I didn't like the Manuél one that much! It seemed clunky and weird.

I liked the Gallardo Il Manuél's shifting much better. But I prefer Ferraris...

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
08/27/2014 at 16:00

LIES I CAN'T HEAR YOU LALALA

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
08/27/2014 at 16:06

LOL. You'll never believe something that the Internet told you was true. The majority of Opponauts say that gated shifters or the BMW 1M are always the best thing to have. But the Internet isn't always right...

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
08/27/2014 at 16:09

Therefore you're not right because you're on the internet!

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
08/27/2014 at 16:27

haha no I'm real. Stigness has been to my house and driven all my cars.

Crap I told you

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
08/27/2014 at 16:29

I don't believe you!

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
08/27/2014 at 16:30

then ask him!

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
08/27/2014 at 16:35

I can't handle the truth.

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
08/27/2014 at 16:48

haha. No you're just too lazy to find him

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari
08/27/2014 at 16:50

That's more true than anything else. Very lazy.

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro
08/27/2014 at 16:53

it's a disease we both have