The erection and the sun scandalize

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08/27/2014 at 09:33 • Filed to: None

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The terrestrial globe is covered with volcanoes, which serve as its anus.

Although this globe eats nothing, it often violently ejects the contents of its entrails.

Those contents shoot out with a racket and fall back, streaming down the sides of the Jesuve, spreading death and terror everywhere.

In fact, the erotic movements of the ground are not fertile like those of the water, but they are far more rapid.

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The earth sometimes jerks off in a frenzy, and everything collapses on its surface.

I want to have my throat slashed while violating the girl to whom I will have been able to say: you are the night.

The Sun exclusively loves the Night and directs its luminous violence, its ignoble shaft, toward the earth, but finds itself incapable of reaching the gaze or the night, even though the nocturnal terrestrial expanses head continuously toward the indecency of the solar ray.

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DISCUSSION (11)


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > Nibby
08/27/2014 at 09:34

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wtf.


Kinja'd!!! heliochrome85 > Nibby
08/27/2014 at 09:36

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love these wheels.


Kinja'd!!! TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > Nibby
08/27/2014 at 09:36

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I take Geography as a class. Thank you for ruining the hazards module for me...


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > thebigbossyboss
08/27/2014 at 09:53

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Nibby's actually behind schedule. I've been wondering for a month or so when we were due an excerpt from "The solar anus".

See, not to explain the joke, but this is something Nibby reposts sections of periodically. A pile of po-mo sexual hangup blithering a guy wrote entitled that, and a regular "Keep Oppo Weird" staple.


Kinja'd!!! Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Nibby
08/27/2014 at 09:54

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Earth porn poetry.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Nibby
08/27/2014 at 09:54

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You're behind schedule. Your "solar anus" post was due weeks ago - weeks!


Kinja'd!!! tc_corty > Nibby
08/27/2014 at 10:16

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acid pretty fun aye...


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > tc_corty
08/27/2014 at 10:18

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Solar…

That should make things a bit more clear. Nibby's on #KeepOppoWeird duty.


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > heliochrome85
08/27/2014 at 10:19

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Me too!


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > thebigbossyboss
08/27/2014 at 10:20

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What RamblinRover said.


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut
08/27/2014 at 10:20

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>:D