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Kinja'd!!! "Logansteno: Bought a VW?" (logansteno)
08/26/2014 at 16:32 • Filed to: None

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There's a house around here that has not one, but two Accord Crosstours.

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How can you justify buying TWO of these things!?

They also had a Prius though, so that might explain something.


DISCUSSION (34)


Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
08/26/2014 at 16:36

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It's rude to point out those people. They're just special, that's all. Don't be a jerk and make a big deal about it.


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
08/26/2014 at 16:38

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There are people that have willingly bought multiple Dodge Calibers. There's no accounting for taste and brain damage.


Kinja'd!!! MylesD > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
08/26/2014 at 16:38

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Probably a BOGO special.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > GhostZ
08/26/2014 at 16:41

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Is that like pointing out X6 owners?


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Tohru
08/26/2014 at 16:42

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This is a very valid point.


Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
08/26/2014 at 16:42

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We prefer to call them X6 enjoyers .


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > MylesD
08/26/2014 at 16:42

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The only logical explanation.


Kinja'd!!! mcseanerson > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
08/26/2014 at 16:45

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I've ridden in one of these and I thought it was more than pleasant enough and I actually think they're attractive.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > mcseanerson
08/26/2014 at 16:46

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I'm not a fan of the Crosstour, but I like it's Acura cousin.

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Kinja'd!!! mcseanerson > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
08/26/2014 at 16:52

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Well I got a ride from Columbus to Chillicothe during last years winter storm that put my Mazda 3 in a ditch and the guy who gave me a lift was a total stranger in a Crosstour and it handled it pretty well. I would at least rather have a Crosstour than a regular Accord if those were my only options.


Kinja'd!!! 1337HPMustang > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
08/26/2014 at 16:52

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Here's an unpopular opinion for you, I love the fastback look. I'd take one over 95% of suv/cuvs out there.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > 1337HPMustang
08/26/2014 at 16:54

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Another unpopular opinion, I'd take a ZDX in a heartbeat.

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The Acura looks better than the Honda IMO.

You could probably make the Honda look good with some modifications though.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
08/26/2014 at 16:54

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Crosstour Registry thread

I tweet photos of them. I had so many that I made this thread.

I even Enzodude them when I get the chance.

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Now, back to the pair of cars. Crosstour choice aside, I don't know why any couple would buy two of the same thing. Get two different cars, for crying out loud. Not because you have to enjoy cars, but because YOU DON'T NEED TWO! Get a Civic and a Crosstour.. Get an Accord and a Pilot. Get a Crosstour and a Fit...

That, to me, is more (not much more) puzzling than getting two Crosstours.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > McMike
08/26/2014 at 16:55

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That's a lotta Crosstour.

I'll have to see if I can snag a picture of them tomorrow morning.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
08/26/2014 at 17:00

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My wife, sister, and two friends text me photos of them already, and I add them to the thread. I'll add yours too if you can throw me a zip code.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > McMike
08/26/2014 at 17:03

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If I can get the picture I'll just post it here with my zip.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
08/26/2014 at 17:06

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While they have those, my neighbors down the street have two of the same cars that people believe nobody bought.

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Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
08/26/2014 at 17:08

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Kizashi!

Man, these were actually pretty good cars apparently.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
08/26/2014 at 17:08

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Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
08/26/2014 at 17:11

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I almost like the Crosstour.

It's ridiculously roomy inside. The seats are very comfortable. Tons of cargo space. Very comfy ride with above-average handling on the awd version. Perfectly decent power for a practical hauler type vehicle.

It's styling is a bit unfortunate, but really it would look fine if it had a different grille, the ride height were a couple inches lower, and it had wider wheels/tires.

These wheels are far too stancebro-y but you get the idea.

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Of course, someone at Honda decided that the car needed to get more trucky-looking, which has resulted in the abomination that is the 2013-up Crosstour. Which is frankly, awful.

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Kinja'd!!! E92M3 > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
08/26/2014 at 17:12

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Those are definitely people who view cars as appliances. There's TOO many cars out there that I want to try to ever own 2 of the same. I wonder if those same people go any buy multiple pairs of the same jeans? Yep those are on sale, give me 5 pair!


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Textured Soy Protein
08/26/2014 at 17:14

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Bloody hell the 2013+ looks awful.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
08/26/2014 at 17:14

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Since I see these everywhere down here, they must have been a hit with Florida.


Kinja'd!!! Local Miata Bro > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
08/26/2014 at 17:26

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I bet they bought them at Frank Leta, we had a family bring in two on the same day


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Local Miata Bro
08/26/2014 at 17:26

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Now I'm gonna have to look and see if I see Leta stickers on the back of them.


Kinja'd!!! Local Miata Bro > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
08/26/2014 at 17:28

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My coworkers and I were like, are they blind?


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
08/26/2014 at 17:33

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Today's oppo Challenge;

Find a house with three Pontiac Azteks.


Kinja'd!!! Timbo > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
08/26/2014 at 18:07

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What on Earth... Thank goodness this mobile bonfire isn't brought to the UK. Nichefilling (if that's a word) gone mad- And ugly


Kinja'd!!! Telumektar > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
08/26/2014 at 18:47

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Florida of all places...

Nice job, Suzuki of America marketing team!

It is a nice car.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Telumektar
08/26/2014 at 18:53

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Think of it this way, as long as they aren't wrecked they will be pretty rust free.


Kinja'd!!! Telumektar > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
08/26/2014 at 19:02

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I'm not in the USA, what you say is still true. Those cars will be well preserved.


Kinja'd!!! gkwilly > E92M3
08/26/2014 at 19:06

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The thing is : these aren't even appliances. Too bulky and costly for that. Maybe there was a BOGO sale


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Telumektar
08/26/2014 at 19:08

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As long as they're not wrecked...


Kinja'd!!! E92M3 > gkwilly
08/26/2014 at 19:22

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They aren't the cheapest per say, but probably the lowest "cost to own" wagon out there when you consider maintenance cost, reliability and resale.