"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
08/26/2014 at 16:11 • Filed to: None | 3 | 25 |
I recently found myself buying a 2004 Holda Pilot, the reason for which was to write about and entertain you folk. Here's the first look at ownership-
Pros:
I've never really wondered what having invisibility as a super power was like. The honda comes really damn close to being invisible. Also, with the Pilot, I can refer to my "truck" (which feels cool) without having that dudebro stigma. It's comfy, and has a lot of buttons, an that I like. It's also SUPER practical.
Cons:
Things a damn pig when it comes to gas, there are maybe 2 or 3 things that Honda could have done better, but I understand them not wanting to outdo Acura. Front headrests are not so much functional as cosmetic, front seats aren't the best design in the world, I still can't figure out how to use the CD changer.
More thoughts to come....
PushToStart
> Your boy, BJR
08/26/2014 at 16:18 | 1 |
How to operate CD changer: buy and install AUX jack
Tohru
> Your boy, BJR
08/26/2014 at 16:18 | 0 |
Congrats on the lifted Honda Civic, dude.
FrankenBlaster
> Your boy, BJR
08/26/2014 at 16:19 | 0 |
We had one of these as a family car, I drove it during high school and a little bit of college. I loved that car, and really liked the looks of it. Took care of the paint as well as I could after the couple of bumps and scratches it endured. I also had a couple different setups of subwoofers in there, the most fun being a 15" ran off of 460 watts in a huge 5 cu ft ported box. That thing was loud.
Party-vi
> Your boy, BJR
08/26/2014 at 16:19 | 2 |
Pros: Seat heaters, 8 speakers, third row "seats"
Cons: Wallows like a pig, rear camber issues at higher mileage
efme
> Party-vi
08/26/2014 at 16:25 | 1 |
ever see the MDX/pilot rear end squat when loaded? awful
Party-vi
> efme
08/26/2014 at 16:30 | 0 |
Seen't it a lot. I've heard it's quite an issue on cars with older springs.
505Turbeaux
> Party-vi
08/26/2014 at 16:32 | 2 |
let me find out a Pilot is now Party-bait
Party-vi
> 505Turbeaux
08/26/2014 at 16:37 | 2 |
:3
505Turbeaux
> Party-vi
08/26/2014 at 16:39 | 0 |
you know I was wondering about this. You disappear with your awesome NSFW posts and now you are driving around in a mom mobile. I think there is something else going on. :)
Party-vi
> 505Turbeaux
08/26/2014 at 16:40 | 1 |
I'm getting married. Life is over as I know it.
*sobs*
PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
> Your boy, BJR
08/26/2014 at 16:43 | 0 |
Now, throw on a turbo, coils, tires, and take it autocrossing!
505Turbeaux
> Party-vi
08/26/2014 at 16:43 | 1 |
take it from a 2 time marriage loser. you are correct
Party-vi
> 505Turbeaux
08/26/2014 at 16:44 | 1 |
FUCK! I KNEW IT!
505Turbeaux
> Party-vi
08/26/2014 at 16:47 | 0 |
just means you have to get crafty with your automotive pursuits. Oh honey a Roadmaster estate is a great idea because BABIES. Oh an FJ60 is a great idea because BABIES and SAFETY. Learn these terms and all will be well in the world
Party-vi
> 505Turbeaux
08/26/2014 at 16:49 | 1 |
Luckily she has already resigned herself to my automotive pursuits.
505Turbeaux
> Party-vi
08/26/2014 at 16:56 | 0 |
I think I have FINALLY found one that
1. isnt fucking mental
2. likes cars
She went up to help her father move a bunch of old Ford engine blocks around his property a few weeks back with a tractor. I couldnt picture it because she is MAYBE 110 lbs. Is a Jeep fan too.
Boxer_4
> Tohru
08/26/2014 at 16:59 | 1 |
More like lifted Accord, but really, it's the same thing.
Party-vi
> 505Turbeaux
08/26/2014 at 17:01 | 0 |
Jeep fan = future wife. Better lock that down naow!
505Turbeaux
> Party-vi
08/26/2014 at 17:03 | 0 |
workin on it hard. Too much. I just need to lock down if she wants more babies. I am not getting my neutering reversed and she is upper 30's in age.
Your boy, BJR
> Boxer_4
08/26/2014 at 17:25 | 0 |
More like a plebeian MDX, but yeah.
Your boy, BJR
> FrankenBlaster
08/26/2014 at 17:27 | 0 |
I'm convinced that the honda pilot is for mellenials what the 240 Volvo is for gen xrs
Party-vi
> 505Turbeaux
08/27/2014 at 07:20 | 0 |
Assume no, then plan for the worst.
505Turbeaux
> Party-vi
08/27/2014 at 07:22 | 0 |
good plan...
George McNally
> Your boy, BJR
08/31/2014 at 23:01 | 0 |
My father-in-law has a 2005 and just bought a new 2014.......they look exactly the same for 40 feet away.
gsg0-w
> Your boy, BJR
09/02/2014 at 14:23 | 0 |
clicked the link hoping it was going to be about this honda pilot: