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Kinja'd!!! "Jagvar" (Jagvar)
08/25/2014 at 21:02 • Filed to: None

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I'm glad my review has stirred up so much interest! The responses have fallen into a few different categories:

1. Interesting write-up; thanks for sharing!

2. What are the maintenance costs? I'm curious.

3. I DO NOT LIKE PHAETON AUDI A8 IS BETTER!!!1!

4. I DO NOT LIKE PHAETON HONDA ACCORD IS BETTER!!!1!

5. Look like Passat, LOL, do not want

6. WHY U SPEND SO MUCH ON MAINTENANCE R U GAY?

7. My neighbor's ex-wife makes $55 a month working from home! Ask me how!

8. My grandma could write a better review than this, and she's dead.

9. Volkswagen? More like THANKS OBAMA. Am I right?

10. TL;DR


DISCUSSION (31)


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Jagvar
08/25/2014 at 21:03

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You win the internet.


Kinja'd!!! TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! > Jagvar
08/25/2014 at 21:10

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Pshh. Looks like an Accord Coupe/2015 Mustang/literally everything ever.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Jagvar
08/25/2014 at 21:12

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That sounds just about right!


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Jagvar
08/25/2014 at 21:13

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I laughed, thanks, you made me spend quite a great time. Heres the VW that will part with me for years to come:

Just picked it up last saturday


Kinja'd!!! norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Jagvar
08/25/2014 at 21:14

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Do they work for $55 a month in a sweatshop?

Oh wait sweatshop workers only make $55 a YEAR.


Kinja'd!!! N51fanatic > Jagvar
08/25/2014 at 21:19

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my maintenance comment has been starred like 50 times. I is still grey??


Kinja'd!!! Squid > Jagvar
08/25/2014 at 21:23

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you could've gotten a v6 mustang for what you spent on you passat.

But nice article.


Kinja'd!!! themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Jagvar
08/25/2014 at 21:23

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Welcome to the FP. I do a series of mostly forgotten cars and when I did one on the Honda Beat, EVERY. SINGLE. PERSON. who ever heard of the beat in passing came out to tell me all about how they knew the car existed. That was literally half the comments before I got pissed and dismissed the angrier ones.


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > N51fanatic
08/25/2014 at 21:43

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Hmm, you shouldn't still be grey. I replied to you!


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > Vicente Esteve
08/25/2014 at 21:47

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Beautiful car! Enjoy it!


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Jagvar
08/25/2014 at 22:09

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Thanks Jagvar! Hope that you got a job, if you did and posted about it, I missed it!


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > Vicente Esteve
08/25/2014 at 22:27

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I'm still looking, but remain hopeful.


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Jagvar
08/25/2014 at 22:32

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Something will appear when you least expect it.

It will be like a priest farting.


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > Vicente Esteve
08/25/2014 at 23:54

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Nice car. Why did you choose a car that "will part with me for years to come"? :) Sounds like a problem.


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > desertdog5051
08/25/2014 at 23:57

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Thanks! And I wrote that meaning that it will be my companion for years to come. I will be using it at least 7 years.


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > Vicente Esteve
08/26/2014 at 00:11

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Got it. Enjoy.


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > Jagvar
08/26/2014 at 08:44

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6. WHY U SPEND SO MUCH ON MAINTENANCE R U GAY?

+1


Kinja'd!!! Devon lost his burner, understands electric cars don't require front grilles > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
08/26/2014 at 08:57

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I totally knew those comments existed already.


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > macanamera
08/26/2014 at 09:05

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Le sigh. Seriously, those are about half of the comments right there. Even when I explain that almost all of it was covered under warranty. No one listens.


Kinja'd!!! Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > Vicente Esteve
08/26/2014 at 09:08

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Or getting felt up by a nun.

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Kinja'd!!! Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > Jagvar
08/26/2014 at 09:11

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It was a good read, and not just because I'm a VW guy.

Sometimes I think the interwebs just draws out The Stupid in people that would normally have little to say. Just a theory I'm working on here..


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
08/26/2014 at 09:13

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Kinja'd!!! macanamera > Jagvar
08/26/2014 at 09:14

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Yeah I've had a few reviews put up on the front page. Some of the comments just remind you what a nice place Oppo is, internet-wise.

On one of mine, somebody comments and goes "Wow, you think anyone would believe this shit? Fuck you."

I was like..."Huh?"


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > macanamera
08/26/2014 at 09:17

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I once commented on the history of dual-zone climate control, and somebody told me to kill myself.


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > Jagvar
08/26/2014 at 09:28

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LOL that's what you get just blurting out about a sensitive topic like that, not thinking about how your words could make people feel.


Kinja'd!!! KB Garage > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
08/26/2014 at 14:46

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I didn't even know what the Beat was until I read this comment. Thanks.


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
08/26/2014 at 16:38

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This went to places I didn't expect.


Kinja'd!!! Vintage1982Benz > Jagvar
08/26/2014 at 17:55

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I loved the post, I love this one even more. All of it.


Kinja'd!!! Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > Vicente Esteve
08/26/2014 at 21:30

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Of course. It's why we all love the interwebs.


Kinja'd!!! RedPir8Roberts > Jagvar
08/26/2014 at 22:01

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Maybe they see you roll up in the Phaeton and think they can't afford you? Good luck hunting and thanks for the review, it does take some grit to open up oneself to the internet's potential for abuse, especially when it comes to something as personal to a Jalop as one's ride.


Kinja'd!!! Slave2anMG > Jagvar
08/28/2014 at 14:56

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#6 FTW. Nearly blew a mouthful of tea on my computer because of it. Otherwise image sez it all about the stoopid comments.