My university has turned into a goddamned High School!!

Kinja'd!!! "Anon" (tjsielsistneb)
08/25/2014 at 12:54 • Filed to: None

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My univeristy opened up a private highschool on my campus to where kids can graduate with college credit. My french class consists of 5 16 year olds and me, a 20 year old. I worked my ass off to get out of high school! Also my favorite professor told me he already had to kick 10 students out of classes. Fuck I can't wait till next semester!


DISCUSSION (21)


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Anon
08/25/2014 at 13:00

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Time to strongarm them for their lunch money.


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > Anon
08/25/2014 at 13:01

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....what university is this?


Kinja'd!!! Anon > CalzoneGolem
08/25/2014 at 13:04

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Great idea! I'll go after the kid I saw wearing a naruto headband. "You're an embarrassment to yourself and everyone who watches anime! Now give me your lunch money!"


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Anon
08/25/2014 at 13:05

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I made $72 an hour working from school ...


Kinja'd!!! Anon > yamahog
08/25/2014 at 13:12

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LSU at Alexandria


Kinja'd!!! pdx107 > Anon
08/25/2014 at 13:12

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My old university had this too, minimal crossover between students though


Kinja'd!!! RazoE > Anon
08/25/2014 at 13:25

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omelette du fromage...


Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > Anon
08/25/2014 at 13:25

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Use the Opium War approach. Get those fuckers addicted to concentration pills, and reap the money as they eventually burn out and fail.


Kinja'd!!! Anon > GhostZ
08/25/2014 at 13:28

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(Pulls out notepad) yes, yes, go on...


Kinja'd!!! spanfucker retire bitch > Anon
08/25/2014 at 13:29

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I graduated high school right around the time that shit became a "thing."

I've never bullied anyone in my life, but just seeing kids wearing that crap just compelled something deep inside of me to give them all wedgies and swirlies.


Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > Anon
08/25/2014 at 13:32

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But seriously. Prescription drugs are a huge racket, and if someone is not doing it already, someone else is definitely taking advantage of high school over-achievers and perfectionists by dealing to them. Even being a middle-man on campus can net you more money than a full time job, perhaps considerably more if you have access to a large enough network. It's also risky, illegal, and under constant watch, of course, but can be done relatively safely.

At least, that's what I've learned from college.

Calculus is cool too, I guess.


Kinja'd!!! Yarrrmatey > Anon
08/25/2014 at 13:59

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Lots of universities do this. Most of my senior classes were for college credit, and a few classes were on the University of Minnesota campus. My sister did her entire senior year as a PSEO student - lived in the freshman dorms, etc etc. It was the easiest way to get out of high school early without dropping out and getting a GED...


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > CalzoneGolem
08/25/2014 at 14:20

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This made me laugh much harder than I should have.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Brian Silvestro
08/25/2014 at 14:26

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Did milk come out of your nose?


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > CalzoneGolem
08/25/2014 at 14:31

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No, sadly I wasn't drinking milk at the time.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Brian Silvestro
08/25/2014 at 14:32

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GIVE ME YOUR MILK MONEY SCRUB!


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > CalzoneGolem
08/25/2014 at 14:32

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Kinja'd!!! Rico > GhostZ
08/25/2014 at 16:21

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I knew someone back at my old college who made nearly $300 a day during finals week.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Anon
08/25/2014 at 18:17

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Give 'em all wedgies and take their lunch money. SHOW THEM WHO'S BOSS.

Seriously, though—I felt as if my college WAS a high school at time given how snippy and backstabby some of my peers were, so at least your high schoolers are actual...high schoolers.


Kinja'd!!! Conan > Anon
08/25/2014 at 22:16

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This gives me hope of nabbing a college job.


Kinja'd!!! Conan > Anon
08/25/2014 at 22:17

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Shift to Baton Rouge possible?