[Insert popular Lil' John song here] ... bet you don't drive a beat to hell 240z ...

Kinja'd!!! "DatASSun" (DatASSun)
08/22/2014 at 10:38 • Filed to: Ninja Mod-Edit

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So I post about getting a ticket without a license and this trolling ass bitch [redacted] calls me a dumbass and crosses the motha fuckin line calling my car beat to hell... This is Oppo part of Jalopnik .. I like to think my oppo family loves every car as long as it's not a prius and coming here to talk shit about someone's car they spend EVERY FUCKING DOLLAR on is just a troll as move.

First off : Go fuck yourself you most likely still live at home with mommy and daddy and if you are a grown ass man you weren't driving a 5.3 v8 280z with a built T56 when you were 24 years old that you built yourself.

Secondly: Go fuck yourself. A majority of Oppo loves my car. I'd love to know what you drive and I'm not talking about your forza garage either.. Bitch.

let me find out you drive a prius bitch. let me find out.Also my car is a 280z so get your shit right. [vague sexual reference] ?


DISCUSSION (35)


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > DatASSun
08/22/2014 at 10:44

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Reading through that thread... you have bigger things to worry about than some dude on the internet saying your car looks beat to hell, especially since the first part of that comment was "I'm not the dumbass speeding on a suspended license"

Good luck in your pending legal stuff, may want to delete these posts if there's any chance they can be connected to you.


Kinja'd!!! MIATAAAA > DatASSun
08/22/2014 at 10:44

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Love that car!


Kinja'd!!! Milky > DatASSun
08/22/2014 at 10:47

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You're going to get called out by a mod for calling someone else out.

But I like your car. 5.3 …. 300hp?


Kinja'd!!! DatASSun > yamahog
08/22/2014 at 10:48

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no fuck the system and fuck this guy.. I'm going rogue .. Everybody's giving me crap for my recent legal issue but what hasn't been told is my license has been suspended for 5 years now ..


Kinja'd!!! themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > DatASSun
08/22/2014 at 10:48

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I'm sorry, but even with context........what? Take a break and chill out for a bit. None of this rant is doing you any favors.


Kinja'd!!! anothermiatafanboy > DatASSun
08/22/2014 at 10:48

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Dude. Grow up.


Kinja'd!!! Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > DatASSun
08/22/2014 at 10:49

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Dude, take a chill pill. Minus the rims your 280z does look pretty rough, not saying it's not great, but it's not exactly a show car either.

Just because someone rips on your car doesn't mean you should fly off the handle.


Kinja'd!!! themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > DatASSun
08/22/2014 at 10:51

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........you drive a car that's rolling probable cause AND you drive with, in your words, "a little something" AND you drive in what can be considered a reckless manner......

Re-evaluate your life's decisions.


Kinja'd!!! crowmolly > DatASSun
08/22/2014 at 10:52

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Lawyer up. Especially if your license has been suspended for that long.


Kinja'd!!! DatASSun > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
08/22/2014 at 10:52

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I'll try to drive faster next time.


Kinja'd!!! Big Bubba Ray > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
08/22/2014 at 10:53

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I fucking love this video. Thank you for posting this cause it has made my day haha


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > DatASSun
08/22/2014 at 10:54

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Ok so I read back into the post. I have been there with my license before so I feel you. I also love your car and who fucking cares what it looks like? OPPO rules don't be a dick. Also OPPO rules don't call anyone out. There is a dismiss button there too, although I think you are more heated someone is dissing on your whip

Anyhow. Just a word of advice, if your license is banged up, you actually should be rolling around in a P71 or some wagon. Slowly. Or a Prius


Kinja'd!!! themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Big Bubba Ray
08/22/2014 at 10:54

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It has its moments where it can articulate your opinions in a brief, efficient manner.


Kinja'd!!! DatASSun > crowmolly
08/22/2014 at 10:56

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called a few this morning ... I found a loophole I can possibly climb through .. If I make less than 38k a year and last year I was just under that I qualify for a 50% off plan to expedite the process of paying fees like surcharges. so I guess it's not a loophole more of a solution. Still TOTAL BULLSHIT I've got to pay fees on my fees on my tickets.


Kinja'd!!! DatASSun > 505Turbeaux
08/22/2014 at 10:58

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Don't say the P word !!!! Yea man I was bent out of shape about this ticket bullshit just to have some 14 year old punk bitch talk shit about my car that I put so much effort into. I obviously don't care how it looks of I would have spent the last 7 months panting it and buying expensive wheels but instead I shoehorned a 5.3 with a T56 in it. fuck'em right ?


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > DatASSun
08/22/2014 at 10:58

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You're spending way too much energy on this. Just hit the dismiss button and move on. A post like this gives the other person a starring role in their own shitshow, and there's no good reason to do that.


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > DatASSun
08/22/2014 at 10:59

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Hey. Quit stirring shit. Grey or not, don't call out pplz in a post brah.

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Kinja'd!!! crowmolly > DatASSun
08/22/2014 at 10:59

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I'm not trying to pile it on you right now as there's a lot of words being thrown in your two posts.

But burn off all of your anger and shit now, because when you go in front of the judge that type of attitude will just bite you in the ass. Especially because you have had your license suspended for 5 years- which seems to denote multiple offenses. You do not want them to throw you in jail to give you some time to get your head straight.


Kinja'd!!! itschrome > DatASSun
08/22/2014 at 11:00

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hey dumb ass, you are a dumb ass. You got a ticket with a suspended license. Why the fuck would you speed driving like that. And then you brag about going 5 years that way. Dumb ass. I assume you have your reasons and all but why would you be proud.

Lets me tell you I know where your at though. I too uust went about 5 years driving like that. In fact I had 4k worth of legal shit to wade through this year because of it. Basically I got over my head when I was young and dumb with tickets and couldnt pay them. It sucked, pile on economic down turn of the past few years and I was stuck. I had to drive to work and had no choice about it. I was finally caught because my plate got auto scanned. Long story short if you do what you gotta do I by no mean will judge you for it. But it sounds like your just being a dumb ass, why would you speed and then brag about. Not having a license? Going rogue? More like just being dumb. Take care your shit, get legal and dont drive like as ass hole..

Ps love the car hate your attitude.

Pss, lawyer up dude. Trust me


Kinja'd!!! DatASSun > Party-vi
08/22/2014 at 11:00

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You can understand when someone else with posting authority decides to bash the car you put so much effort into.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > DatASSun
08/22/2014 at 11:01

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yeah, but get that license shored up for real sun. One they let you get away with, 3 times you are looking at some time in the pokey mandatory, at least in most states I know these days. I do love the car and appreciate the time you have invested in it, but man the red flags of driving it necessitate you having a valid license


Kinja'd!!! briannutter1 > DatASSun
08/22/2014 at 11:04

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Yep, your car rocks. A couple people on the FP have made me that mad and I was even a little conciliatory at first, but have now learned to tell people to F-off and hit dismiss. A great stress reliever.


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > DatASSun
08/22/2014 at 11:05

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His posting ability is a grey area. *snicker*

I do understand. I had the son of a shop owner call my Willys a piece of shit to my face, but instead of letting him get a rise out of me, I looked at his dad (owner) and said "you think it's a piece of shit?" His dad looked at him and said "it's a well-built car, but I wouldn't expect you to know since you've never built one." His face got dim and he mumbled some sort of apology. Keep your wits about you and use the dismiss button. I'm watching TURNDOWNFORWHAT. No worries.


Kinja'd!!! Cebu > DatASSun
08/22/2014 at 11:05

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Kinja'd!!! wkiernan > DatASSun
08/22/2014 at 11:09

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I even love Priuses! Really. Gotta say I prefer your car, though. (pic via GIS "overflowing love")

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Kinja'd!!! crown victor victoria > Party-vi
08/22/2014 at 11:12

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BOOM. The Book of Party VI has one chapter and it says QUIT FUCKING AROUND


Kinja'd!!! SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > DatASSun
08/22/2014 at 11:12

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there is no need to call him names. Report that shit to us, and let us, the mods, deal with him.

If you sink to his level, well we'd have to deal with you accordingly also.

Remember the golden rule. Respect other posters and no personal attacks

-your friendly neighborhood moderator, Snap


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > itschrome
08/22/2014 at 11:16

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Rule #1


Kinja'd!!! Roadster Man > DatASSun
08/22/2014 at 11:17

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DUDE: It is some dork on the internet. Do you truly care about what some dork thinks of your super badass V8-swapped J-tin? You know it's badass, we know it's badass, who cares? He's a troll. Don't feed the troll!!!

With that being said, I will echo a commenter from your original post and say, if you have this attitude in front of a judge you are super fucked. Just don't do it.

It might be a Texas thing, but I don't understand the mentality of "My laws say I have to do something, but I don't want to, so I'm not going to do it..." And when you get pinched, you think it's bullshit? Come on. There are laws. If you don't follow them, you get punished.

And that whole " Hopsitals you don't use" garbage... Gimme a fucking break, just because you don't use your state hospitals yet doesn't mean you'll never use them. See the logical disconnect there? Is it your choice to get hit by a drunk driver? No. You don't know if you'll need those hospitals or not. That's the lamest argument ever. These taxes and surcharges are what you pay in order to live in a somewhat-civilized society. If you don't like it, you can leave.

I understand that you're pissed, but this is of your own doing. Get a lawyer and let us know how it turns out. Everyone is rooting for you, but this isn't bullshit. This is a consequence of your choices.

What kind of a differential are you running by the way? Sounds like you'd need to beef that up too.


Kinja'd!!! PushToStart > DatASSun
08/22/2014 at 12:56

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I have nothing against you, and I like your car, but I won't lie, you fucked up by driving without a license.

Sure, that guy was being a total dick, but this post wasn't much better. Take a few minutes to think about it, and maybe delete this post. Be the "better man" in this situation.

And good luck, I hope this ticket doesn't result in anything worse than a fine, even though it will likely be a big one.


Kinja'd!!! DanimalHouse > DatASSun
08/22/2014 at 13:47

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Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > DatASSun
08/22/2014 at 14:06

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I even like Prius.


Kinja'd!!! Dsscats > itschrome
08/22/2014 at 14:11

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First paragraph is a serious breach of Oppo rules. I would have recommemded if it werent for that


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > DatASSun
08/22/2014 at 14:21

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I'd get over the car comment, u have bigger things to worry about. I got pulled over for speeding. I took it and realized I need to watch myself. If you think you did nothing wrong and don't deserve whats happening, then you should spend even one of those 50 days in jail. Maybe that will put things into perspective. You were wrong and you need to face it now. Time to grow up.


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
08/22/2014 at 14:23

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i've meet quite a few people like this. They can;t do wrong. Well now one of them is facing jail time for sticking a gun in some1's mouth during a little roid rage. Shit catches up to you eventually. I steer clear of this shit.