X-rays

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem) 08/20/2014 at 12:10 • Filed to: None

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I thought you guys might be interested in all my lovely hardware that is now in my back.

For Sweden > CalzoneGolem 08/20/2014 at 12:11

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Torx screws?

Brian Silvestro > CalzoneGolem 08/20/2014 at 12:11

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Holy shit. That's some pimpin' bling.

How the fuck do you bend over to pick something up?!

mr_gofast > CalzoneGolem 08/20/2014 at 12:11

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shiit...wow man....glad youre ok..

CounterTorqueSteer > CalzoneGolem 08/20/2014 at 12:12

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wowza

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > CalzoneGolem 08/20/2014 at 12:13

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That's cool! You're like a terminator now! ;)

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem 08/20/2014 at 12:13

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Underneath, it's a hyper-alloy combat chassis - micro processor-controlled, fully armored. Very tough. But outside, it's living human tissue - flesh, skin, hair, blood, grown for the cyborgs...

CalzoneGolem > For Sweden 08/20/2014 at 12:13

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And zip ties.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem 08/20/2014 at 12:16

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Actually, this is the quote I should have used: "I'm a cybernetic organism. Living tissue over a metal endoskeleton."

CalzoneGolem > Brian Silvestro 08/20/2014 at 12:18

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A lot of those are in the lower portion that doesn't move, and the answer is I don't currently bend over. I have a grabber or i use my feet.

CalzoneGolem > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/20/2014 at 12:19

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Have you seen this boy?

CalzoneGolem > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 08/20/2014 at 12:20

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My blood is boiling.

My brain ibm.

EL_ULY > CalzoneGolem 08/20/2014 at 12:20

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Did you get those from the JEGZ catalog?

CalzoneGolem > EL_ULY 08/20/2014 at 12:21

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Yep. Came with free lug nuts.

Brian Silvestro > CalzoneGolem 08/20/2014 at 12:24

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WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS

$kaycog > CalzoneGolem 08/20/2014 at 12:25

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That.Is.Amazing!

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > CalzoneGolem 08/20/2014 at 12:26

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Umm, what boy?

CalzoneGolem > Brian Silvestro 08/20/2014 at 12:31

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Are you propositioning me?

CalzoneGolem > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/20/2014 at 12:32

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http://3rd-strike.com/wp-content/upl…

Brian Silvestro > CalzoneGolem 08/20/2014 at 12:38

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Well, I wasn't before.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > CalzoneGolem 08/20/2014 at 12:40

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That's not me! :P

CalzoneGolem > Brian Silvestro 08/20/2014 at 12:41

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Like I said I can't bend over.

Brian Silvestro > CalzoneGolem 08/20/2014 at 12:47

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Oh....

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/i…

CalzoneGolem > Brian Silvestro 08/20/2014 at 12:53

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That's it ... you give up?

You must not have a very eventful sex life.

Brian Silvestro > CalzoneGolem 08/20/2014 at 12:53

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You are correct!

CalzoneGolem > Brian Silvestro 08/20/2014 at 12:56

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You need either more or less of this.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/2084577/…

minardi > CalzoneGolem 08/20/2014 at 12:56

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Bad L2, Bad. How did you manage this?

CalzoneGolem > minardi 08/20/2014 at 12:56

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Fell out of a tree. Landed on my butt.

Brian Silvestro > CalzoneGolem 08/20/2014 at 13:02

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*watches marathon of Spongebob*

CalzoneGolem > Brian Silvestro 08/20/2014 at 13:03

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My work here is done! *flies off*

Brian Silvestro > CalzoneGolem 08/20/2014 at 13:04

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Man, that back brace must be really versatile!

CalzoneGolem > Brian Silvestro 08/20/2014 at 13:06

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Yeah man I bolted some nice jets to it.

Brian Silvestro > CalzoneGolem 08/20/2014 at 13:13

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You should do coilovers next!

CalzoneGolem > Brian Silvestro 08/20/2014 at 13:14

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I already ordered poly bushings. Gotta wait for the next paycheck.

Brian Silvestro > CalzoneGolem 08/20/2014 at 13:17

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Awww yisss

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > CalzoneGolem 08/20/2014 at 13:50

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At least now, you can say you are a bionic man

CalzoneGolem > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 08/20/2014 at 13:54

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Well I've always said that. It is just closer to being true now.

julienjj > CalzoneGolem 08/21/2014 at 00:01

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Outch.. What happened ? It must be terribly annoying to be "blocked" like that.

CalzoneGolem > julienjj 08/21/2014 at 08:01

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I fell out of a tree.