"brzedr1" (brzedr1)
08/20/2014 at 11:03 • Filed to: None
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"brzedr1" (brzedr1)
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Wed. 20 August, Year of Our Lord Miata 2014
Hear Ye, Hear Ye— Denizens of the Lock of Op!
My compatriot of auto-mobile,
My suspect fellow at thine place of employ!
May it heretofore be known that: sacred ground now tarnished,
Thy Holy of Holies make unclean, thy multimedia-embed capabilities taken;
Sweet KINJA commenting system corrupted
By that vile Jezebel who hath that clap!
We, the United Denizens of the Lock of Op,
In order to form A More Perfect Union,
Resolve to enact a most noble and absolute boycott: of
Jalopnik, FoxtrotAlpha, TruckYeah!, FlightClub, and the like,
To begin the next set of sun; to not perish
Until our multimedia-embed enfranchisement hath been restored!
Huzzah!
Now I, being a literate man like yourself,
Doth recognize divine need for holy sacrament of thine post;
Sweet sharing of Hellcat burnouts, fleeting folly of feline films!
But continue thine posting, only to this Sacred Scripture
Sweet Lock of Op!
So, henceforth! Until thine victory is assured,
And thine concessions hard-won, post only to thus Holy Scroll,
And refer to 't only as:
BLOCKPOSTITNOT
ALL HAIL BLOCKPOSTITNOT!
Yet, if ye, infirm of purpose, must break ranks,
Do affix " BLOCKPOSTITNOT " to the end of you sullied comments,
As a show of solidarity with ye steadfast brothers.
(He hath wisdom who doth not question thy resolve)
WAR IS PEACE!
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY!
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH!
KINJA IS BETTER NOW!
Thine in Truth,
BRZEDR1
themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
> brzedr1
08/20/2014 at 11:06 |
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brzedr1
> themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
08/20/2014 at 11:18 |
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Heretic!
RotaryLover
> brzedr1
08/20/2014 at 11:54 |
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I see myself in you.