Goodnight (now with poetry!)

"crazedclay: SBC murderer" (crazedclay) 08/19/2014 at 00:16 • Filed to: Goodnight for what?

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Goodnight Gawker with your clickbait headlines.

Goodnight Jalopnik with your first rate red-lines.

Goodnight Deadspin with your sportses so sporting.

Goodnight Lifehacker with your great tips on sorting.

Goodnight Gizmodo, with your stolen prototypes so often in chains

And Kotaku, you too, you arbiter of games.

Goodnight io9 with your futurism so bright.

And goodnight Oppositelock, with your wheel locked well to the right.

Goodnight sub-blogs, for every fetishist's delight. You have planes, and trains, and miniatures, even photography at night.

And last but not least, goodnight to the one that stirs us all up.

With witty opinion and satire so profound, And your shrill nature never once giving ground, your voice never shrinking from the chance to resound.

You might even say our privileges should be curtailed, but I know you love us even when your common sense fails.

Some say you are a girl's best friend, but I've always known you as the place to end.

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Goodnight, ALL CAPS. Shine on you crazy diamond.

Think I have everyone worth noting now. Yup. Sure of that.

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > crazedclay: SBC murderer 08/19/2014 at 00:19

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what about Jim Bob?

Forgetful > crazedclay: SBC murderer 08/19/2014 at 00:30

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You forgot fleshbot.

Leadbull > crazedclay: SBC murderer 08/19/2014 at 00:36

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At first I read, "Goodnight Lifehacker with your great tips on snorting."

Was like wat.

Also, thanks for the ALL CAPS shout out!

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > crazedclay: SBC murderer 08/19/2014 at 00:37

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HRRRRNNNGGH R34 Skyline

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > crazedclay: SBC murderer 08/19/2014 at 00:43

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Even with as much as I dislike them, what about Jezebel???

Henry Diesel > Leadbull 08/19/2014 at 02:34

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I did not know ALL CAPS was a thing/blog. THANK YOU FOR BRINGING IT TO MY ATTENTION.