So I know a guy who knows a guy...

"JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7" (jayzayeighty)
08/17/2014 at 19:10 • Filed to: None

who was given his father's F40. He's a 17 year old oil prince douchebag who wears google glass and doesn't talk to people because they are "inferior". The world sucks.

(The guy I know doesn't have a clue about cars but described an F40 and I showed him a pic to verify if you don't believe the validity of this post)

DISCUSSION (46)

Haimatox > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
08/17/2014 at 19:11

Ask him for rides! Then write an article about it!

Brian Silvestro > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
08/17/2014 at 19:12

WUUUT

YSI-what can brown do for you > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
08/17/2014 at 19:13

If he wasn't an asshole I would be like, that is badass!!! Sadly, the stigma that the rich kids are always the dick kids grows larger.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
08/17/2014 at 19:13

I'd say befriend him and take the F40 when he gets bored of it.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
08/17/2014 at 19:13

I can only imagine and cry about what could possibly happen to that F40....Thank you for crushing some dreams today. :(

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Haimatox
08/17/2014 at 19:15

But to him, He is inferior and he will not talk to him

Brian Silvestro > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
08/17/2014 at 19:17

http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/mi…

Inline6jdmturbo > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
08/17/2014 at 19:18

This type of thing always happens like when one of my friends was given a mint e46 m3 convertible (smg but low miles 06 car) but wanted to get rid of it because it wasn't a Porsche (he wanted any Porsche including Cayennes).

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > YSI-what can brown do for you
08/17/2014 at 19:18

Oh the poor rich ;)

SonorousSpeedJoe > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
08/17/2014 at 19:18

PLOT TWIST: it's a Fierorarri!

E92M3 > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
08/17/2014 at 19:21

"Dad I told you I don't like RED!"

#1%erproblems

ly2v8-Brian > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
08/17/2014 at 19:21

Affluenza

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > Haimatox
08/17/2014 at 19:22

He doesn't talk to average people according to my friend.

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > Brian Silvestro
08/17/2014 at 19:23

Exactly. He was describing the car and I just thought "please don't let it be an F40"

Haimatox > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
08/17/2014 at 19:25

Is that actually a thing that rich pricks do? What an asshole.

Brian Silvestro > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
08/17/2014 at 19:26

I'm so sorry.

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > SonorousSpeedJoe
08/17/2014 at 19:26

That would be a great movie.

GhostZ > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
08/17/2014 at 19:26

Black bag him and make him wake up on a deserted island where he has to fight to the death to survive.

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > ly2v8-Brian
08/17/2014 at 19:28

Pre-diagnosed for when he crashes, right?

Flavien Vidal > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
08/17/2014 at 19:28

Most likely nothing... it will spend its life in a air conditionned garage like the 30 other supercars he owns.

YSI-what can brown do for you > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
08/17/2014 at 19:29

Da stuggle is real.

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > Brian Silvestro
08/17/2014 at 19:30

It was crushing, but this is D.C. where every exotic car is owned by some douchey kid.

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > Inline6jdmturbo
08/17/2014 at 19:33

Like, what were his parents thinking giving him a mere M3?

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Flavien Vidal
08/17/2014 at 19:33

Or it will be taken out to be shown off, and crashed...

Brian Silvestro > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
08/17/2014 at 19:37

That's only because the politicians can't.

Flavien Vidal > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
08/17/2014 at 19:37

I give it 3 days before something breaks down due to unproper use of the car, that will piss him, he will either sell it or forget it in the garage

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > YSI-what can brown do for you
08/17/2014 at 19:40

His ears pop on the landing in Monaco when they seat him near business class.

Inline6jdmturbo > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
08/17/2014 at 19:43

I mean his dad is a stock broker and I tried tellling him how great the car is and how guys like me would be happy with it plus it sounds great with an aftermarket muffler and for sometime it worked but when one of the tires had a blowout he blamed it onthe car not his lack of checking the tires.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Flavien Vidal
08/17/2014 at 19:43

I will go with leaving it in the garage because I bet he's the person that knows how much it's worth, regardless of how bad it gets. Worst nightmare EVER.

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > Brian Silvestro
08/17/2014 at 19:47

The poor things are reduced to motorcades.

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > Inline6jdmturbo
08/17/2014 at 19:49

Uh oh, the car broke! I'm not saying it's never enjoyable to be around people like that but it's a pain in the ass to have someone complain about problems you wish you had. Ex: M3

Brian Silvestro > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
08/17/2014 at 19:50

And even when they get a sportscar, it has to be American. So tragic.

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
08/17/2014 at 19:53

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JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
08/17/2014 at 19:54

I see a lot of these gulf kids around in their cars, and they often burn oil and stuff because $100k just isn't that much to them. Think of their relationship with these cars like stancebros. For attention, but they don't give a shit about the car's condition when they're done.

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > Brian Silvestro
08/17/2014 at 19:56

Ugh those damn plebeians. First you have to fuck em over then you have to drive their cars?

Brian Silvestro > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
08/17/2014 at 19:57

Lol, that's quite ironic and hilarious.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
08/17/2014 at 19:57

Unfortunately..

Inline6jdmturbo > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
08/17/2014 at 20:06

Word I felt bad for the car here I was a gear head looking at this poor m3 that at one time was garage kept and waxed now being neglected in the parking lot of SUNY New Paltz because its new owner neglected to check the tires. In fact every time I walked by it ( I lived in a dorm near it) I would look at it and it seemed like all she wanted was hug and a spirited drive if only I could afford her :(

Viggen > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
08/17/2014 at 20:29

It's times like this I WANT us to run out of oil, so these fucking oil sheiks can suffer and rot.

macanamera > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
08/17/2014 at 20:45

Washington DC? Oil rich?

This doesn't add up.

Vicente Esteve > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
08/17/2014 at 20:48

I dont know why everyone is sad about a rich "douche" given a Ferrari F40. I seriously believe he has no clue how to drive stick, he wont like the fact it doesn't have radio/something to plug his gold iphone 5s, and will probably leave it to drive any other automatic supercar.

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > macanamera
08/17/2014 at 20:55

D.C. obviously isn't oil rich but plenty of gulf region kids come here.

Sn210 > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
08/17/2014 at 22:50

I saw a kid today with Google glasses and then a guy on a Segway with gold wheels, all within a matter of seconds

PS9 > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
08/17/2014 at 23:22

Well this is definitely the worst thing I've read about all day.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > E92M3
08/18/2014 at 12:16

#1%of1%erproblems

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
08/18/2014 at 12:17

Ambassador's kid?