A step-by-step guide to moving your lowered Beetle with a trailer.

"Coty" (coty)
08/17/2014 at 15:09 • Filed to: HOW to, esmeralda, vw, volkswagen, beetle

Step 1: Beg your uncle to help you move your car from your place of work to your house so you don't get fired.

Step 2: Have him bring his !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , and get it up on the dolly with relative ease.

Step 3: Have the fenders be too low to !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! the wheels straps down properly.

Step 4: Unload the damn thing all over again, ugh, and try again on Sunday.

Step 5: Have him bring his landscaping trailer.

Step 6: Back Super Duty onto ramps a little bit so the angle isn't so harsh.

Step 7: Put a ramp onto the ramp on the trailer.

Step 8: Put a ramp on that ramp that's on the ramp.

Step 9: Get 4 people to push it up onto the trailer

Step 10: Remember all those ramps? Friggin scrape anyway.

Step 11: Hook the car at the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! and the exhaust, and attach the chains to the trailer.

Step 12: Take the deck lid off and put it in the car you drove over in, it's not like the thing is attached to the car anyway.

Step 13: Leave.

Step 14: While looking down at something in the vehicle following the trailer, have the driver yell "uh-oh!". Have a panic attack because you think the car is falling off the trailer or some shit.

It was just a damn cop pulling someone else over.

Step 15: Get home and think about how you're going to get it off the trailer.

Step 16: Lift the truck even higher, this time. Put the ramps back out, take all the chains off, and get in the car.

Step 17: Take the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! off. Allow the car to start rolling down the ramp.

Step 18: CRASH BANG BOOM SLAM. Hit every part of the car you can off the pavement.

Step 19: Pull the ebrake. Come to a stop on the pavement.

Step 20: Take way too many !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! of it at your house. Might I suggest an !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! ?

DISCUSSION (4)

CalzoneGolem > Coty
08/17/2014 at 15:24

21 Return beetle to stock height. Never have a problem again.

Coty > CalzoneGolem
08/17/2014 at 21:49

Don't be silly.

CalzoneGolem > Coty
08/18/2014 at 08:14

But I like being silly.

Coty > CalzoneGolem
08/18/2014 at 11:17

I do too. Look at the car.