How would you get away from cops?

Kinja'd!!! "Atlantian" (Atlantian)
08/16/2014 at 03:52 • Filed to: None

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If cost were no object, and you were able to corner them into a situation that leaves themselves vulnerable enough.

How would you do it. How would you get away with it, homemade vehicle incapacitation devices, explosives, traps, jammers, EMP devices, guns? What vehicle would you use to sneak past their guards before they realized they let you past them?


DISCUSSION (19)


Kinja'd!!! CRider > Atlantian
08/16/2014 at 04:05

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If I had to run, I'd like a motorcycle. Most PDs have a no chase policy so it's a mute point, but not even a Dodge Charger Hellcat Pursuit can split lanes. Why am I running again?


Kinja'd!!! mattc993 > CRider
08/16/2014 at 04:29

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+1

Hypermotard 1100 EVO SP in Red

I'd include an image but kinja....

http://i.imgur.com/AV8y9XK.jpg


Kinja'd!!! Atlantian > CRider
08/16/2014 at 04:35

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Because they want to stop you for speeding, you'd rather not stop.

Just kidding, it'd probably be for something more serious. If there ever was a martial law situation, I think retreating to group up is better than trying to fight the cops yourself.


Kinja'd!!! V8VespaStoppie > Atlantian
08/16/2014 at 04:39

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Time it all down perfect and take a street thats going to close for a long train that's coming quickly. Weave through the barriers on a dirt bike(with your bag that has a dollar sign on it) and when cops stop for the train you quickly get into a taxi looking car you bought for the heist in advance. Wait for a month or so and go on a Hot Wheels buying spree all over town.


Kinja'd!!! TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > Atlantian
08/16/2014 at 05:57

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That's classified information.


Kinja'd!!! RotaryLover > Atlantian
08/16/2014 at 06:13

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Give me a souped up go-kart and a planned route full of 90 degrees corners. http://youtu.be/hERDkDe9Lm


Kinja'd!!! OkCars- 22k Crossroads > Atlantian
08/16/2014 at 06:29

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American graffiti. thats where the pictures from


Kinja'd!!! Camry-Into-Canyon > Atlantian
08/16/2014 at 08:42

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Me and my crew would tear off on Hayabusas, then when we lose sight of the cops, we rendevous with a decomissioned u-haul truck and ride the bikes into the back. Result: cops looking for busas, and we cleanly get away in an ex u-haul.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > Atlantian
08/16/2014 at 08:46

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1. Stolen Camry they could not trace back to me.

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3. Ditched car right outside of town

4. Match to burn car #1


Kinja'd!!! Hi there > RotaryLover
08/16/2014 at 09:37

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Your link is broken/says the video does not exist :-(


Kinja'd!!! hike > Atlantian
08/16/2014 at 09:48

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A conveniently located alleyway with a hidden garage. Get just enough gap, then disappear into the night. Also, a tunnel out of the building which will be destroyed after use.


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Atlantian
08/16/2014 at 11:03

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I would need a Ducati Hypermotard a corvair rampside a tarp and a sawed off shot gun. Do I need to explain any more?


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > Atlantian
08/16/2014 at 11:49

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Well, if cost were no object, I'd just let them arrest me. Then make bail, hire a team of really expensive lawyers, and maybe make a few generous contributions to some well-placed politicians.

Seems a lot more foolproof than trying to run.


Kinja'd!!! Atlantian > ranwhenparked
08/16/2014 at 12:28

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Solution:

1) Start your own country

2) Lose money, but gain freedom


Kinja'd!!! RotaryLover > Hi there
08/16/2014 at 12:52

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That's weird. Just find KartVader vs cops on youtube.


Kinja'd!!! Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > Atlantian
08/16/2014 at 13:07

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Cost no object? Simple - develop invisibility cloak.


Kinja'd!!! DisplacementForDayz, ironically lusts after a Honda Grom > Atlantian
08/16/2014 at 13:11

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I would use an insanely fast car that had the same wheelbase as a Toyota Camry I could re-body it as a Camry and use it to run from the cops initially, then after I lose them and get away to my hideout and put the original body back on (and stuff whatever I stole, if I stole anything, behind the interior panels). I would then proceed to cross the Canadian border and spend the rest of my life hiding in Quebec.


Kinja'd!!! Gimmi-Sagan-Om-Draken > Atlantian
08/16/2014 at 13:24

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In a city with water, a rebreather with extended range tanks with a tow scooter. Do the deed in the evening and escape under cover of night, no bubbles. What are they going to do, call the US Navy? Or if you say money no object, mini sub waiting with an airlock, jump in the water off a pier and you're gone.


Kinja'd!!! Bluecold > Atlantian
08/16/2014 at 15:02

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In the city or in the countryside?

City would be a bicycle, at night. A bicycle at night with no lights is nigh invisible and doesn't make a sound. In small streets, a cop can't hope to keep up. You've only got a limited timeframe to get away before the helicopters show up though. Perhaps a mylar forest fire rescue thing could save you from the prying eyes of IR. In any case, if you are certain they haven't followed you, just ditch your jacket, turn on your bike lights and slowly pedal on a main road. You've successfully transformed in 'just another cyclist'. Cops can't tell bicycles apart.

In the countryside a motorcycle, and hope you can blast away.