"marshknute" (marshknute)
08/14/2014 at 17:44 • Filed to: None | 4 | 23 |
Someone responded to a comment of mine earlier today, wondering if they could nominate me for Conversation of the Day, and if Jalopnik was still doing COTD.
Of course there can't be COTD because $kaycog can't post her famous award photos because Kinja is currently JPEG intolerant.
But then I realized that all of $kaycog's photos are of pornography, and Kinja has been neutered because people kept posting pornography in the comments.
IT WAS YOU $KAYCOG!!!!! YOU BROKE KINJA!!!! I HATE YOU!!!
CB
> marshknute
08/14/2014 at 17:45 | 0 |
The logic checks out.
Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
> marshknute
08/14/2014 at 17:46 | 9 |
APOLOGIZE TO $KAYCOG NOW! Her girls are always welcome here!
scoob
> marshknute
08/14/2014 at 17:49 | 4 |
It's not $kay, it's a bunch of spammers/trolls on Jez.
NOW GET ON YOUR KNEES AND APOLOGIZE.
$kaycog
> marshknute
08/14/2014 at 17:49 | 9 |
There, there now..............it'll be okay. Also, there hasn't been any COTD's since May. They did away with them. I'm sorry.
T5Killer
> marshknute
08/14/2014 at 17:49 | 0 |
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS NOT TRUE! I used to look forward to $kaycog's "specials" We need to start a new site with $kaycog's pictures and blackjack!
anothermiatafanboy
> $kaycog
08/14/2014 at 17:50 | 1 |
wouldn't it be comment of the day?
marshknute
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
08/14/2014 at 17:51 | 1 |
Of course $kaycog's lovely ladies are welcome here. Sadly, their glorious presence upset the Jezzies and now we can't have nice things.
I am sad.
:(
uofime
> $kaycog
08/14/2014 at 17:52 | 0 |
What was the reason for that?
K-Roll-PorscheTamer
> $kaycog
08/14/2014 at 17:52 | 3 |
These are some dark times for Oppo...
Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
> marshknute
08/14/2014 at 17:52 | 1 |
I suppose she could still post the link.
$kaycog
> uofime
08/14/2014 at 17:53 | 1 |
I have no idea, but about a month ago, Hardigree made the comment here on Oppo that they would be doing it again. So, I don't know.
$kaycog
> anothermiatafanboy
08/14/2014 at 17:54 | 1 |
It used to be Commenter of The Day, then they changed it to Conversation of The Day.
marshknute
> $kaycog
08/14/2014 at 17:56 | 2 |
Apology accepted!
Somehow, I didn't realize the lack of COTD until today. But it was still epic when I first pieced together the otherwise completely 100% plausible explanation for Kinja's neutering.
PS9
> marshknute
08/14/2014 at 18:00 | 1 |
It wasn't the broad range of NSFW material that 'broke' kinja. It was a specific set of NSFW material. Namely, bloody rape gifs and people defecating on each other, and it was the repeated, never-ending posting of said material from cowardly anonymous trolls to specific editors and commentors who don't like what someone said, and have no other way of response beyond that of a barking dog.
And you can't break something that's already broken.
Manuél Ferrari
> marshknute
08/14/2014 at 18:01 | 1 |
I don't think her images had anything to do with this??
The Jezzies got mad about trolls posting violent rape GIFs to the Jezz site, not $kay posting sexy girls on sexy Fords to Jalopnik/Oppo
marshknute
> PS9
08/14/2014 at 18:05 | 1 |
Shut up with you and your facts.
$kaycog did this.
Because funny, implausible logic.
davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
> $kaycog
08/15/2014 at 12:44 | 5 |
$kay, I say you just bring back COTD yourself. If it ends up being just an OPPO thing, so be it.
$kaycog
> davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
08/15/2014 at 12:58 | 1 |
I wouldn't be able to single out just one outstanding comment. I'd want to give all you guys a COTD everyday.
BrtStlnd
> $kaycog
08/15/2014 at 13:15 | 0 |
I have absolutely no confirmation of this but I suspect they stopped doing the COTD at least partially because they didn't want the naked women any more.
PS9
> davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
08/15/2014 at 13:22 | 1 |
Soup-straining the thousands of comments the FP gets a day would be a lot of work for one unpaid commentor, whos already doing free moderating services to the site as it is.
davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
> PS9
08/15/2014 at 14:29 | 0 |
They used to ask for COTD NOMs in the past - seemed to work out pretty well.
Searching by COTD might also work, as people used to reply with this to great posts.
davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
> $kaycog
08/15/2014 at 14:33 | 0 |
You're too sweet, as always.
$kaycog
> davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
08/15/2014 at 14:36 | 1 |
Aw shucks. What a nice thing to say.