Silly Saturn

"K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390) 08/14/2014 at 14:38 • Filed to: Lol

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You can't into race car. :p

cazzyodo > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/14/2014 at 14:42

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The blue is looking goooooooooood today!

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/14/2014 at 14:44

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If it's a Redline, yes it can.

Nerd-Vol > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/14/2014 at 14:45

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If that's a red-line, it's actually a quick little car.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/14/2014 at 14:48

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That looks like a Redline, so it can. Basically a rebodied Cobalt SS.

William Byrd > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/14/2014 at 14:49

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Looks like someone went full 3-D tuning IRL.

Love the ST blue. I wanted blue, white, and silver in that order.

I got silver.

Jayhawk Jake > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/14/2014 at 14:57

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WHAT?!

http://worldsfastestsaturn.com/saturn-car.jpg

http://grassrootsmotorsports.com/media/img/arti…

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 08/14/2014 at 15:16

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Only the supercharged one. And it probably has stock brakes and the unlimited slip diff.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/14/2014 at 15:17

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Ion redlines are actually decently quick. However, the turbocharged cobalt SS was much better than the supercharged one so the ion falls short in its own family. Oh and the Focus ST attacks the track like a beast.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 08/14/2014 at 15:17

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But it could. Plus, the Cobalt SS was no slouch.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 08/14/2014 at 15:19

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Turbocharged one wasn't a slouch and was actually a real giant slayer. Supercharged was quick, but ehhhh......it was so outshined by the turbocharged one that I have a hard time thinking about it as fast. From what I remember about the ion redlines, they made power easy but cooked their brakes a lot and understeered pretty badly. Oh and overheating was common due to idiot builders just jamming the smallest pulley from ZZP they could get on the blower and calling it good.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 08/14/2014 at 15:26

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To be fair, the last one was any average ricer's fault and not the cars.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 08/14/2014 at 15:32

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True, but that's the typical owner of this car. Same with the cobalt SS. Go to any autocross and there are two camps - D-bags in 'baltSS and everyone else going "As long as I beat that dillweed in the balto, I call this a win"

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 08/14/2014 at 16:31

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Nice! How was Octane Academy?

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/14/2014 at 17:36

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It was like having really good sex but you get interrupted by parents halfway through.