Let's all type random things with a Bri-ish accent [thread]

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
08/14/2014 at 13:42 • Filed to: don't get mad, get Gladlopnik

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Let's have a little fun on such a gloomy week. I'll go first.

The loight is green ya blooty twit. Silly wankah!


DISCUSSION (17)


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > EL_ULY
08/14/2014 at 13:43

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* twat


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > EL_ULY
08/14/2014 at 13:44

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Can't any chav buy these for under seven thousand quid now?


Kinja'd!!! mcseanerson > EL_ULY
08/14/2014 at 13:44

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Is that bonnet composed of Aluminium?


Kinja'd!!! Imirrelephant > EL_ULY
08/14/2014 at 13:45

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This bloke was talking blather so I got in his gob and was all "U WOT M8??? I'll smack you in the gabber! I swear on me mum!"


Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > mcseanerson
08/14/2014 at 13:46

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Aloomineeum


Kinja'd!!! Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > EL_ULY
08/14/2014 at 13:56

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U WOT M8? I'LL BASH YOUR FOOKIN 'EAD IN, I SWEAR ON ME MUM


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > EL_ULY
08/14/2014 at 13:56

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muh cock tis sore from fooking muh Jaaag.


Kinja'd!!! djmt1 > For Sweden
08/14/2014 at 13:58

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We don't say thousand, we say grand.

So after me, Can't any Chav buy these for under seven grand.

Also £1000 is the limit for quid.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > djmt1
08/14/2014 at 13:58

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no one cares rosbif


Kinja'd!!! philipilihp > EL_ULY
08/14/2014 at 13:58

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Bout that toim, eh? Right-o.


Kinja'd!!! philipilihp > GhostZ
08/14/2014 at 13:59

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Hey that's just the correct way to say it. Innit?


Kinja'd!!! djmt1 > For Sweden
08/14/2014 at 14:00

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oi oi oi, what's all this frenchie?


Kinja'd!!! scoob > EL_ULY
08/14/2014 at 14:08

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Pounds.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > EL_ULY
08/14/2014 at 14:14

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Wanted to give my newly nicked Sagaris the beans on the turnpike, but the rozzers spotted me. Took her right to the crusher, sod it all. Hope ol' St. Peter is giving her the stick about up in test track heaven.


Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again.
08/14/2014 at 14:38

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[deer_m8_meme.jpg]


Kinja'd!!! Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > Nibbles
08/14/2014 at 14:40

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[teeny_bopper_chav_m8.jpg]


Kinja'd!!! Buick Mackane > EL_ULY
08/15/2014 at 02:51

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I'm gobsmacked by all the replies to this post.