Why I don't want a 707HP Dodge Charger

Kinja'd!!! "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
08/13/2014 at 16:46 • Filed to: trolling, dodge

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B/C you miserable redneck American hillbillies seem 2 think that this ugly boat is suddenly the coolest thing well it isn't cuz my Honda del Sol will go around corners and this stupid hick mobile is a shitty shitbox and I do't like it and it's stupid and all of you are stupid.

Just kidding. I'll take three. A red one, a white one, and a blue one. And, because it would look badass, throw in a black one as well.

Also, I don't care what anyone else says. This thing looks awesome, it sounds awesome, it goes awesome, and it is awesome.


DISCUSSION (12)


Kinja'd!!! trmoore09 > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
08/13/2014 at 16:47

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You got me. I was about to say "U MAD BRO" but then I kept reading. Touche sir.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
08/13/2014 at 16:50

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"del sol" = A+++, would read again.


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
08/13/2014 at 16:51

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My dad once raced a Del Sol with his '91 Camaro RS. Around the corners the Del Sol scraped the front body kit from body roll.


Kinja'd!!! norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
08/13/2014 at 16:52

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Not enough smoke in this story.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Tohru
08/13/2014 at 16:53

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A del Sol has so much swag its own bodykit can't handle it.


Kinja'd!!! trmoore09 > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
08/13/2014 at 16:59

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Also didn't realize you wrote Challenger and not Charger. Damn, you're good!


Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
08/13/2014 at 17:01

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Challenger yes. Charger [vomitsmiley.gif]


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > trmoore09
08/13/2014 at 17:02

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Fuck neither did I.


Kinja'd!!! trmoore09 > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
08/13/2014 at 17:02

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DAMN dude, trolling yourself. That's some next level shit.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > trmoore09
08/13/2014 at 17:03

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I'm so used to talking about the "Challenger Hellcat"...


Kinja'd!!! Justino6969 > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
08/13/2014 at 20:20

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I came for the hate, stayed for the freedom. Keep on keeping on, brother.


Kinja'd!!! nafsucof > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
08/13/2014 at 20:41

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I bet that the hellcat with that much rubber on the ground, it may handle better despite feeling less connected. I want one because the bulge in the hood. I hate these cars but damn. I want one mfn hellcat. God I hate dodge/love them. Rrrrrr. I feel fizzy about one and need to see one in person.