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![]() 08/11/2014 at 15:09 |
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like....what????
at....what????
![]() 08/11/2014 at 15:12 |
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It's definitely bad that I don't follow any of this...
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Every work place / office / etc oozes with sexual tension. Everyone wants to bang Barbara in accounting, there's the couple's that secretly bang in the parking lot and the super secret couples nobody knows about.
Then there's me. I work alone and my closest coworker is 200 miles away. Yet I still had to take a sexual harassment course. Who am I going to harass? Myself?! I'm allowed to Dammit!
![]() 08/11/2014 at 15:13 |
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...it was like *Jon's Christmas Orgy*
...exactly what happens at *the HR bone sessions*
...we can all go to jail because this whole office is perverts
Well, was I close?
![]() 08/11/2014 at 15:13 |
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Yeah baby, let me slide my [REDACTED] into your [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] until we both [REDACTED] and leave a nice wet [REDACTED] all over the [REDACTED]
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The name of the workplace.
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Oh [REDACTED] yeah
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![]() 08/11/2014 at 15:18 |
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Oh...lol
![]() 08/11/2014 at 15:21 |
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Yeah, and that slut Barbara knows it, which is why she keeps wearing the trashy outfits that toe the line between "business professional" and "reality porn".
![]() 08/11/2014 at 15:26 |
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I met my wife at work. She trained me on the register. Then I trained her in the love department.
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Oh wait...Nevermind. Needed to read that again.
![]() 08/11/2014 at 17:12 |
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I remember one year we couldn't find the mandatory sexual harassment training film - empty case, no tape - so one of the dumber people in the office decided to make his own to replace it. The boss found out and stopped him really early in the process, but you could tell it wasn't going to a good spot.
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