"Haimatox" (haimatox)
08/11/2014 at 11:27 • Filed to: Keep Oppo Weird
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"Haimatox" (haimatox)
08/11/2014 at 11:27 • Filed to: Keep Oppo Weird | 0
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So there's a website called !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! .
Basically it's a Google parody in which every word is translated into gangsta-speak. I recommend you check it out in your free time. Here's an example of Gizoogle's services, taken from !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! 's post about the Kia Forte5.
"I was just on tha Kia joint lookin all up in tha Cadenza since JayHawkJake posted bout it fo' realz. And I managed ta go stray on tha Forte5 configurator n' was mad surprised. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! First off I did not even know there was such a thang as a turbo model. This Forte5 SX be a GTI fighter wit 201hp n' a 6spd manual. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack."
JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
> Haimatox
08/11/2014 at 11:32 |
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Biznatches, I been usin' gizoogle for all my shiznit for years, yo!
thebigbossyboss
> Haimatox
08/11/2014 at 11:33 |
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Gizoogling the news is also a great past time.
michael bleggi
> Haimatox
08/11/2014 at 11:47 |
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hahah i love this. does your car have Automatic Stabilitizzle Control (ASC)?
Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
> Haimatox
08/11/2014 at 11:48 |
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I love Gizoogle!
m2m, apex detective
> Haimatox
08/13/2014 at 09:46 |
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Consider me impressed! Worked like a charm with Patrick's 2014 Fiesta ST review :
"Remember that car , biatch? That shizzle was a pimped out car. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. I straight-up wish they still made that hoopty todizzle, cuz I'd straight-up loot one." Thatz a cold-ass lil conversation dat happens multiple times a thugged-out dizzle up in tha Jalopnik comments, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Let me rap this: muthafuckin years from now, tha Ford Fiesta ST is ghon be tha subject of dat conversation like a muthafucka.
( Full disclosure : I found up Ford had a 2014 Fiesta ST up in they D.C.-area press fleet n' I was like "OMGPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE" n' they was like "Yeah, sure" n' so they dropped one off at mah place fo' all dem days.)
I chortled.