NASCAR CHEEZ-IT 355

"davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction) 08/09/2014 at 13:00 • Filed to: CHEEZY, NASCAR

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Is this the lamest name for a race in the history of motorsport?

I'm not really a NASCAR guy, but since it's on a road course this weekend (at The Glen), I decided to give it a chance. I looked it up to record it, and there it is in all its glory: the CHEEZ-IT 355. And that logo...

I know money talks, but is there no limit to what name you'll paste on a race, NASCAR? As viewers age, can we expect the Prilosec 400, the Viagra 500, or the Depends 600?

Forgetful > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 08/09/2014 at 13:12

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unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 08/09/2014 at 13:12

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it could be worse like naming one race "The Mountain Dew Extreme Gamer fuel 500 at Daytona".

Viggen > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 08/09/2014 at 13:14

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Don't talk shit about Cheez-it! Nah that's a stupid name for a race.

StingrayJake > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 08/09/2014 at 13:27

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I think NASCAR is scraping the bottom of the barrel for title sponsors. I read an article recently that said not only are ratings plummeting, but attendance isn't fairing much better. It's not the "fastest growing sport" any more.

JGrabowMSt > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 08/09/2014 at 13:32

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Should be Cheez-It: The Big Cheez 355

dogisbadob > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 08/09/2014 at 13:39

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ERMAGERD I'M SUING CHEEZ-IT BECAUSE THEY MADE ME FAIL THA SPELLING TEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahaahahahaaaaaaaaaa

dogisbadob > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 08/09/2014 at 13:39

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oooo is the finish line in Kansas? follow follow follow follow the yellow brick road

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > dogisbadob 08/09/2014 at 13:53

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Clearly Kansas - see the tornado wreaking havoc in the distance...

LSXforYourSuperCar > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 08/09/2014 at 19:32

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No, the most badly named race ever happened two weeks ago at Indy.

"Crown Royal Presents the John Wayne Walding 400 at the Brickyard, Powered by Big Machine Records"

Everybody is trying to get in on this. If the point of this title is to honor a veteran, leave out the Crown Royal, the Brickyard, and the record company. Otherwise it's a joke.