![]() 08/07/2014 at 09:03 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Sonata's going to the body shop to get lookin' pretty before I turn it back to Hyundai, in the meantime, I'll be rockin' a black '14 XTS.
Have some OutKast.
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What happened to it?
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Please find the most hardcore rap and just play that the whole time you're in that car.
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I leased it for 3 years.
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Oh. Did you have a mileage cap? Just curious, I have never leased a vehicle before.
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Yeah. 12k a year.
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Nice, what you planning on getting next?
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How is it? Approximately how many collapsable wheelchairs could be stored in the trunk?
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Oh man…..my next ride is legendary. It's probably the ultimate symbol of virility and masculinity.
I'm talking, of course, of a 20o4 Honda Pilot EX-L
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Idk, it's already too full of Olde English and pounds and pounds of kush.
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List of things to do with the XTS:
1. Break in the backseat.
2. Pull up beside an octogenarian and try to get a "thumbs up" from him/her.
3. Blast UGK with the window rolled down and the bass cranked.
4. Pick up a cougar (refer back to #1).
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That's the secondary market, I thought it had to go through proper retirement home channels first. I can't wait to see one all Donk'd up.
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Once my mom married out of the hood, all bets are off. And the XTS takes SLAB style really nicely.
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I threw up deuces to an old dude in a Platinum. I got a head nod of approval. Also I've been bumpin The Chronic 2001 and Southernplayalisticcadillacmuzik all day.
It's not even noon yet so gimme some time for #1 and #4
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Good. GOOOOOOD!!!
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I didn't know what SLAB meant so I looked it up. Thank you, and also it seems that Houston is home to a great SLAB parade that I just spent valuable minutes at work looking at. It's like a bizarro cars and coffee.
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Slabs are easily my favorite custom car subculture.