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08/06/2014 at 16:44 • Filed to: None

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DISCUSSION (26)


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Dsscats
08/06/2014 at 16:46

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yeah but can you put a price on a car that knows how to paint...pretty good too I hear.


Kinja'd!!! Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > Dsscats
08/06/2014 at 16:46

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I don't see the point in having those "Zombie" stickers.


Kinja'd!!! nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Dsscats
08/06/2014 at 16:47

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pretty sure a mustang would be the last vehicle I think of when I learn of said zombie outbreak.

Themes are cool and all but something about altezza tail lights just doesn't scream zombie outbreak vehicle


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Dsscats
08/06/2014 at 16:48

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Perfect 300zx trade.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Dsscats
08/06/2014 at 16:49

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"cuz kinda jus dont want it"

ULTRA FACEPALM


Kinja'd!!! MIATAAAA > Dsscats
08/06/2014 at 16:49

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palm -> face


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Dsscats
08/06/2014 at 16:50

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hysterical.

"dual straight pipes"

"magnaflow glasspack exhaust"

WHICH IS IT YOU SILLY LITTLE BASTARD

And you should have led with "5 panel rearview mirror" I'm totally sold now.

I also enjoyed the aftermarket steering wheel, screw airbags. I bet he smashed it at one point and didn't want to pay for a re-pack.


Kinja'd!!! area man > Dsscats
08/06/2014 at 16:51

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That "etc" is certainly troubling.


Kinja'd!!! treesmakewater > Dsscats
08/06/2014 at 16:52

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"Fast" that describes almost every v6 mustang owner's opinion on their car.

I wonder what a "rice rocket" is to him a stock 99 civic 4 door?


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Dsscats
08/06/2014 at 16:52

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...at least it's a manual?


Kinja'd!!! Dsscats > Brian Silvestro
08/06/2014 at 16:55

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NOPE NOPE NOPE


Kinja'd!!! Brewman15 > Dsscats
08/06/2014 at 16:57

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There was only one complete sentence in that entire listing that had correct grammar and spelling, and it was the first sentence. Even that sentence is a stretch because it led to "cuz kinda jus dont want it anymore"

You can call me old-fashioned, but when I try to unload undesirable cars for way too much, I make sure my spelling is at least correct.


Kinja'd!!! treesmakewater > Dsscats
08/06/2014 at 16:58

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1. he wants to sell his crappy car for more than a non ruined version will sell for

2. I sold my 2002 Tacoma with a salvaged title with 148K and needing front shocks soon for more money.

3. Are you sure its had an oil change? If you think your car can paint you should go to rehab.

4. Facepalm for DAYS!


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > treesmakewater
08/06/2014 at 17:01

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the guy doing hot laps around my neighborhood in a mid 90s 4 door civic with a fart can and a 1 foot high spoiler seems to think so. (This was last week, wanted to kill him)


Kinja'd!!! ZHP Sparky, the 5th > Dsscats
08/06/2014 at 17:01

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"Will beat all the rice rockets lol...."

LOL, indeed. Zombie Outbreak. SickSpeed, Brah!

Also, Mr. Pot, meet Mr...Pot. Well, this is awkward.


Kinja'd!!! treesmakewater > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
08/06/2014 at 17:16

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do you have a noise ordinance? If so record him and call le cops :3


Kinja'd!!! Alex from Toronto > Dsscats
08/06/2014 at 17:19

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3.8 v6, that is all you need to know to stay away.


Kinja'd!!! Diesel > Dsscats
08/06/2014 at 17:22

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[calls owner]

"WHY YOU NO HAVE NEED FOR SPEED?"

[hangs up]


Kinja'd!!! exizeo - still loving fourza > treesmakewater
08/06/2014 at 17:31

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Rice rockets don't have to be slow. Some of those damned Evos/JDM cars can look riced out, but are craaaazy fast.


Kinja'd!!! Frank Grimes > Dsscats
08/06/2014 at 17:52

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Is it just me or does rice rocket refer to sport bikes? Cuz this sweet V6 stang will be them all. Honestly not sure if this will even out run zombies.


Kinja'd!!! Frank Grimes > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
08/06/2014 at 17:53

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this was my guess he crunched the front end and was too lazy to fix it right. It mentions no rebuilt title or wreck.


Kinja'd!!! treesmakewater > exizeo - still loving fourza
08/06/2014 at 18:27

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But I was going by the CL post. A V6 must and faster than an evo or still ect... Like that's going to happen (please don't mention forced induction on that horrible engine)


Kinja'd!!! exizeo - still loving fourza > treesmakewater
08/06/2014 at 21:18

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Eh, what's the chance he's ever raced a rice rocket? And what's the chance he's going to admit losing? :p

The older V6s (hell, even a new V6) I doubt can even beat a WRX...or any non base-Civic 'rice rocket.'


Kinja'd!!! treesmakewater > exizeo - still loving fourza
08/06/2014 at 22:38

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my old Tacoma's I4 made more power than my friends 03 v6 mustang. If I lost to like one of the many ricers I would it would be a little like this

"Easily takes rice rockets for walks (except that damn prelude!)."


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > treesmakewater
08/07/2014 at 09:26

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I ran to the end of my driveway when I thought he was going to do another hot lap (he only did 1) and threw my arms up in the air.

He pulled into his driveway and him and his buddies wouldn't even look down the street, they just popped the hood and looked at the engine for a while, I dunno maybe they were checking on their "sweet new air intake" or something.

Also I'm HOPEFULLY moving next week.

I love people having fun in their cars, upgrading them, making them loud, but there's no excuse for hot laps in a neighborhood with a 25 mph speedlimit and lots (and I really mean a lot) of little kids around.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Frank Grimes
08/07/2014 at 09:28

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He probably crashed it into a wall doing "sweet drifts yo" up on that parking deck, didn't report it, got it fixed. You'll never be able to get that info out of him.