I probably shouldn't have told this guy....

"Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast." (twostrokesmoke) 08/05/2014 at 14:42 • Filed to: None

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That today is only Tuesday...

Mattbob > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 08/05/2014 at 14:45

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the mailbox just makes it awesome. If I was the homeowner:

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 08/05/2014 at 14:45

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Oh. I guess you're right, it is only Tuesday. I hadn't noticed.

Diesel > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 08/05/2014 at 14:50

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This needs a caption contest:

I want to add 'bitch please, I'm fabulous' to the end.

PS9 > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 08/05/2014 at 14:57

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*PLOT TWIST: He was cheating on his girlfriend with a man. Both his girl and the guy were married to each other,lived in this house, knew everything, and dumped him once they had their fun. Instead of having a side-piece, he ended up being the side-piece.

*(fiction)

Jagvar > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 08/05/2014 at 14:57

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http://www.theonion.com/articles/it-on…

Yup.

NotUnlessRoundIsFunny > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 08/05/2014 at 15:33

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If I didn't have other places to be today I'd probably just sit here watching this over and over...

66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 08/05/2014 at 16:48

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Some extra ones too:

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > 66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash 08/05/2014 at 16:54

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As far as I'm concerned, it's videos like this that are the entire reason the internet exists in the first place.

66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 08/05/2014 at 16:56

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Damn right. Also, the original: