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"Wishin & workin for an E39 M5" (hjs4jesus) 08/05/2014 at 08:53 • Filed to: None

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So 13.5k mile garage queen, anyone? Also, I am "loving" the DSC off at idle light on the dash. Great a 13k mile M3 with mechanical issues because it hasn't been maintained properly.

Also, this description is hilarious:

Won't find another like this one, 13,500 miles. That's all I have to say, if you are interested and have the money please call me to see the car. No joy rides, or tire kickers who want to low ball me or offer dumb trades. No rush to sell at all, so please don't bother unless you are very serious.

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Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > Wishin & workin for an E39 M5 08/05/2014 at 09:02

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Years ago in StL there was a CL ad for an MR2 that was about 8 paragraphs long. My favorite part was he had a sentence that read something like (all caps of course, cuz you know, CL) I HAVE THE TWO FACTORY SERVICE MANUALS TO (sp). THOSE ARE REALLY RARE. DON'T TELL ME THAT ITS (sp) NOT!

All this for a $3000 beater. I was dying to call and give him shit about the manuals. Those aren't rare, you know those aren't rare. Give 'em to me, their everywhere, I was a Starbuck's today and they had AW11 Service Manuals at the check out.

505Turbeaux > Wishin & workin for an E39 M5 08/05/2014 at 09:02

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also, clean your fucking car before sale.

Jagvar > Wishin & workin for an E39 M5 08/05/2014 at 09:03

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Forty grand?

Jagvar > 505Turbeaux 08/05/2014 at 09:06

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No need. It has 13,500 miles!

BKRM3 > Wishin & workin for an E39 M5 08/05/2014 at 09:08

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40 grand? CP. I wish there were a way to rescue that car and drive it. Poor thing - I'm not sure that ~1,200mi/yr is even enough to keep things working properly.

Sn210 > Wishin & workin for an E39 M5 08/05/2014 at 09:10

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Wow. I'm going to sell my car.

08 tl-s 6mt. 70k. You won't see one like this. No offers. $66,000

Rico > Sn210 08/05/2014 at 09:16

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I'll offer you $70k and not a penny more my good sir.

Rico > BKRM3 08/05/2014 at 09:17

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He likely broke something which is why it has such low mileage.

Wishin & workin for an E39 M5 > 505Turbeaux 08/05/2014 at 09:17

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Seriously how dirty can a car get with 13k miles?

PS9 > Wishin & workin for an E39 M5 08/05/2014 at 09:17

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CP, You could get an E92 M3 for that.

Wishin & workin for an E39 M5 > Jagvar 08/05/2014 at 09:18

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Ha the sensible chuckle. BTW I fucking love that show;

Make me a gif of this please

Wishin & workin for an E39 M5 > BKRM3 08/05/2014 at 09:19

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Soundtrack for the pic bro-mance theft scene:

Wishin & workin for an E39 M5 > Sn210 08/05/2014 at 09:20

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And don't you dare try to low ball me.

Wishin & workin for an E39 M5 > PS9 08/05/2014 at 09:20

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Hell that's a wicked sweet down payment on a house/F-Type R coupe

Sn210 > Rico 08/05/2014 at 09:22

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I said no low ball offers! Dammit Craigslist!

505Turbeaux > Wishin & workin for an E39 M5 08/05/2014 at 09:22

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pretty dirty :)

Wishin & workin for an E39 M5 > 505Turbeaux 08/05/2014 at 09:24

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Dirty than Boystown in Pattaya......?

Wishin & workin for an E39 M5 > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius 08/05/2014 at 09:25

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Also, I blame those idiots over at "CAr Buying Advice" seriously giving the worst fucking advice ever.

BKRM3 > Wishin & workin for an E39 M5 08/05/2014 at 09:27

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Theft/recovery scene montage. Yes!

PS9 > Wishin & workin for an E39 M5 08/05/2014 at 09:28

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Not for me. The only financing I'm willing to get begins with one payment and ends with ownership being transferred to me, permanently.

Wishin & workin for an E39 M5 > BKRM3 08/05/2014 at 09:29

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That car is probably eating itself as we speak. Beyond fucking idiotic letting this poor girl rot like that. You should be ashamed of yourself

Wishin & workin for an E39 M5 > 505Turbeaux 08/05/2014 at 09:31

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Wishin & workin for an E39 M5 > PS9 08/05/2014 at 09:31

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Too right sir, I am also a cash and carry person.

505Turbeaux > Wishin & workin for an E39 M5 08/05/2014 at 09:32

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I honestly didn't know what to say about Boyztown. Speechless

Wishin & workin for an E39 M5 > 505Turbeaux 08/05/2014 at 09:41

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I had to rescue many a drunken Marine and Sailor there on a few different stops on the way home. Ah the glory and responsibility when you quit drinking forever.

Wishin & workin for an E39 M5 > PS9 08/05/2014 at 09:43

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I am imagining the day where i walk in with a suitcase to the seller's house and count out 200-300k in cash and walk out with the deed and all resource rights on the property thereof.

505Turbeaux > Wishin & workin for an E39 M5 08/05/2014 at 09:46

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ah yes, well, I will be neither sober nor there at any point in my life :)

Wishin & workin for an E39 M5 > 505Turbeaux 08/05/2014 at 10:07

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Pattaya is pretty cool, just do a double biceps pose when you are accosted by the many sellers of fleshly goods, for the women it is offensive and they will get mad at you, but the ladyboys will smile and do a muscle pose back to you. #thingsyoulearn

505Turbeaux > Wishin & workin for an E39 M5 08/05/2014 at 10:15

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haha nice!

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Wishin & workin for an E39 M5 08/05/2014 at 10:34

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This sounds like someone Gooogled, "What's a future classic that may god up in value? 'E46 M3. Okay, and what's the most important feature for it to have? Low miles, gotcha." And then that was all the more research he ever did before flipping a car.

Wishin & workin for an E39 M5 > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 08/05/2014 at 10:35

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Haha da fuq?

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Wishin & workin for an E39 M5 08/05/2014 at 10:37

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Think about it. This car has two essential elements of a pricey seller; low miles & future classic, but it has absolutely nothing else to make it worth the price (clean, mechanically sound, driven/owned by someone with even the tiniest clue what they're doing).

N51fanatic > Wishin & workin for an E39 M5 08/05/2014 at 11:38

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GTFOH, this seller is crazy. A 1990 pristine M3 just sold for 58k. A 24 yr old, much rarer car. This clown thinks he's gonna get 40k? Maybe in 10 years. Not now.

Newsflash folks, right now the E46 M3 is just a used car. Nothing more, nothing less.

Wishin & workin for an E39 M5 > N51fanatic 08/05/2014 at 11:44

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This guy gets it. So who wants to commit a hostile takeover of Car-Buying Advice with me? I have the retail/wholesale sales and finance background and insight locked down.