My morning ride was interrupted today.

"sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg) 08/02/2014 at 14:57 • Filed to: None

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By a spider. No, not an Alfa Romeo. A (large, angry) California Wolf Spider in the middle of the trail. I am not including pictures, because it took 2 hours for me to calm my arachnophobic self down, and seeing pictures will freak me out again. However, if you are feeling brave this morning, Google it, and see what horrors faced me this morning.

Viggen > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 08/02/2014 at 15:03

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Nope. Nope. NOPE.

Here's my solution to your spider problem.

There's only one good spider, and that's a jumping spider because they wear hats.

sefeing, actually bought an E46 > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 08/02/2014 at 15:08

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I don't know why, but I googled it. Now all I want to do is run away. from everything. I hate hate hate spiders.

JR1 > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 08/02/2014 at 15:09

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Why is something so sexy named after something so damn gross

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Viggen 08/02/2014 at 15:15

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And they are exquisite.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > sefeing, actually bought an E46 08/02/2014 at 15:17

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Logansteno: Bought a VW? > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 08/02/2014 at 15:32

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NOPE NOPE NOPE FUCK THAT.

Spiders are a big no no. I once found a Tarantula in my tent at Boy Scouts camp. Refused to sleep in that tent ever again.

sefeing, actually bought an E46 > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 08/02/2014 at 15:41

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Ever have a spider crawl on the windshield of your car when you've got your windows open? Sometimes I can locate the window controls, sometimes I panic too much.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 08/02/2014 at 15:42

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I found a stag beetle in mine:.

It was awesome, actually. If I recall correctly, some other kid got the wolf spider.

Two Drink Minimum > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 08/02/2014 at 15:43

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Did someone say spider?

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > sefeing, actually bought an E46 08/02/2014 at 15:43

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I can always locate the washer button if not.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 08/02/2014 at 15:44

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Finding bugs in tents is the reason I'm glad my family has a pop-up camper.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 08/02/2014 at 15:46

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It's the reason I don't camp anymore. Well that and several other reasons.

Enginerrrrrrrrr > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 08/02/2014 at 15:57

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Awww, I love wolf spiders. They eat all the really annoying pests and don't want anything to do with humans. Used to catch them and feed them crickets in New Mexico.

Now these fuckers are some good nightmare fuel:

Used to catch these too since they are harmless and prefer crickets as well. Had almost a dozen crawling around my home in NM. Decided to have them as pets.

Please don't hurt the wolf spiders. Black widows and brown recluses? Fuck those little fucks.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Enginerrrrrrrrr 08/02/2014 at 16:27

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First, what the fuck is that?^

Second, I didn't hurt him. I stopped for a quick look, then was like NONONONONOFUCKI'MOUT!

sefeing, actually bought an E46 > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 08/02/2014 at 16:30

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Nah. Not tryin' to have to clean that later ahha.

Enginerrrrrrrrr > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 08/02/2014 at 16:33

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Haha well that's good enough to me.

And that beauty is a Vinegaroon, aka Whip-tailed scorpion. Type of scorpion except it doesn't have a stinger. Shoots a liquid that smells like vinegar (get it? heh heh) to ward of predators.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Two Drink Minimum 08/02/2014 at 16:33

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I have to share that with people. Hilarious.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Enginerrrrrrrrr 08/02/2014 at 16:35

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Just googled them. Thanks for that.

Enginerrrrrrrrr > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 08/02/2014 at 16:40

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Hahaha, like something out of Starship Troopers