Holy Crack Pipe: 944 Edition

Kinja'd!!! "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
08/01/2014 at 23:55 • Filed to: crackpipe, 944

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It's so close to Florida, it's already on crack. K-Roll, look away.

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DISCUSSION (14)


Kinja'd!!! Josh G > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
08/01/2014 at 23:57

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I can smell that pep boys steering wheel and dash cover from here.... Illinois.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Josh G
08/01/2014 at 23:59

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It is a crime against Porsche's.


Kinja'd!!! ShelbyRacer78-Fusion Modifier > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
08/02/2014 at 00:52

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Is it bad that I like the steering wheel?


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > ShelbyRacer78-Fusion Modifier
08/02/2014 at 00:55

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Yes.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
08/02/2014 at 00:58

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Oh god....that interior, that paint...Someone please save it from that torture! :(

Why did I look...


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
08/02/2014 at 01:00

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I warned you. I told you to look away! If it was like $3400 cheaper, I would consider it. The dealer that it is at is a WE FINANCE! sketch fest. So it would be the biggest money pit ever.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
08/02/2014 at 01:09

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This is the equivalent of a 928 CP!! -_-


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
08/02/2014 at 01:11

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Hey, hey, hey, don't hate on the 928. I have a strange desire to have one.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
08/02/2014 at 01:13

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No hating on it, but for the price of this 944 and it's condition and cost to repair and restore, it's nearing the price of a Crack Pipe 928.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
08/02/2014 at 01:15

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I can see this one lasting about a mile. On a side note, you can get decent 928's for relatively cheap down here. There was one in Pensacola with new paint and rebuilt engine, for $9k. It was also a 5 speed.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
08/02/2014 at 01:30

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That one is a NP then! :)


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
08/02/2014 at 01:32

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For someone who has the money and the place for fixing it, it is a NP.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
08/02/2014 at 01:36

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Exactly! :)


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
08/02/2014 at 01:44

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I'll stick with my 4Runner and possible/probably and already owned 240 wagon project.