More Ford Friday from K-Roll

"K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390) 08/01/2014 at 11:02 • Filed to: Ford Friday

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Damn you Michigan AssHat parking! It took too damn long to get in my car. I may be right up to the line(parked away from the Fisker) but that Focus was just no.

deekster_caddy > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/01/2014 at 11:09

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That's close enough to justify leaving a note!

Mercedes Streeter > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/01/2014 at 11:09

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I have a smart fortwo, sometimes people will intentionally park incredibly close just to piss me off. Unfortunately, I'm smarter than them.

If there wasn't a dick on the right side that did the same, I'll enter through the right side and effortlessly slide into the driver's seat. The benefits of not having a centre console...

If there are two dicks? I put my hand on the part of my door that opens the widest (just under the door handle), open my door until my hand hits their car, and slide on in...

TurnDownForWatt > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/01/2014 at 11:11

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How fat are you that you had to struggle to get into the car?

TurnDownForWatt > deekster_caddy 08/01/2014 at 11:12

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You've never parked in any sort of urban environment, have you?

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > TurnDownForWatt 08/01/2014 at 11:18

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First off, Screw you!

Second it's not me that gap was much closer than the picture suggests. I could only open my door so that I could squeeze in.

deekster_caddy > TurnDownForWatt 08/01/2014 at 11:18

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hah. Sure I have. I've been parked in closer than that too. Sometimes the other person doesn't have a choice either (there's a line encroacher on the other side). Usually we don't get those spacious double-lines either. But if you can't get in your car, it's okay to stick a note on their windshield IMO. (if you have the time or want to bother - usually I don't have either).

Rico > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/01/2014 at 11:27

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Open their gas door and unscrew the gas cap so that they get a check engine light and are scared shitless about what's wrong with their car until they waste their time at a shop.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Rico 08/01/2014 at 11:44

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One problem with your gas cap plan:

Capless fuel filling. :P

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/01/2014 at 11:57

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Rico > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/01/2014 at 15:27

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Damn, time to turn it up a notch. Get a gas can and fill it with diesel!

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Rico 08/01/2014 at 16:37

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Now you're talkin!

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/01/2014 at 21:08

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You must be wide. I could easily get in there.