U WOT M8?!

"Jayhawk Jake" (jayhawkjake) 07/31/2014 at 14:45 • Filed to: None

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Best thing I've seen this week

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > Jayhawk Jake 07/31/2014 at 14:48

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COME AT ME BRO

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > Jayhawk Jake 07/31/2014 at 14:49

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As the owner of a parrot, I can tell you, you DO NOT fuck with a bird that has attitude, unless you want to bleed. You might "win" but you WILL bleed.

Svend > Jayhawk Jake 07/31/2014 at 14:56

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Not quite the same but cat and bird related.

Mercedes Streeter > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 07/31/2014 at 15:02

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Can confirm, this tiny little guy has given me quite a few wounds over the past 10 years.

Spaceball-Two > Jayhawk Jake 07/31/2014 at 15:23

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We had an African Grey for almost 29 years. To this day I still think it was smarter than my brother.

Jayhawk Jake > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 07/31/2014 at 15:26

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As the owner of a cat, I can tell you, fuck with a cat all you want. You are much bigger than they are.

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > Mercedes Streeter 07/31/2014 at 15:31

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What she's thinking right this second...

tempting fate... (just kidding, she loves me and has only made me bleed once... other people would be missing a finger by now...)

Post-Shower BLT. Bacon is her favourite; next to Cabot hot-habanero cheddar cheese and fresh human blood. You think I'm kidding? How cute.

D'awwwww! She's so cute! (It's a trap! Note the Veloceraptor-style raised disembowelment claw)

Mercedes Streeter > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 07/31/2014 at 15:38

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Wow! So cute!!!! I have a huge soft spot for exotic birds!

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > Jayhawk Jake 07/31/2014 at 15:44

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You're much bigger than a parrot too, but it's a toss up which one I'd want to deal with if it were really angry. The cat has MORE sharp bits, but they aren't nearly as destructive as a beak.

Jayhawk Jake > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 07/31/2014 at 16:00

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I was messing with my cat one day and she started to get a little overly aggressive. I power-hugged her so she could move and told her I'm about 18 times her size, she should respect that. She did not mess with me anymore that day.