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Kinja'd!!! "vicariousILive" (vicariousILive)
07/28/2014 at 11:36 • Filed to: None

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There is this platform diving near my hometown and this happened. Am I a dick for Laughing so hard?


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Kinja'd!!! Diesel > vicariousILive
07/28/2014 at 11:37

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I laughed so hard I just came.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > vicariousILive
07/28/2014 at 13:13

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god damn life guard nightmare. (certified for over 10 years now). For the record, if I was on duty at that diving well i'd have blown the whistle and shut down the platforms until I knew that girl was fine.

Now that I've said all that and been proper.

DAMN she got some good spiral rotation on that!


Kinja'd!!! vicariousILive > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
07/28/2014 at 14:28

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I would think you would have to clear the pool of fecal matter because I would have shit my pants if that was me


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > vicariousILive
07/28/2014 at 15:00

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Hahaha!

What sucks is that if someone dropped a deuce out of fear from a fall like that, we'd still have to go in and get them. Thankfully I haven't actually worked as a lifeguard in 5-6 years, still certified though.

And in all honesty, she may need a backboard. Which is a WHOLE BIGGER process of getting her out of the pool/getting to her safely. life guards have to ease into the water and swim calmly to someone in need of a backboard, more waves= more back damage.